A girl came over to my register with two articles of clothing to purchase. Before you ask, no she was not hot. I was wearing a shirt, if that isn’t implied by this story already.
Girl: “Cool shirt!”
davepoobond: “Oh, thank you.”
::5 second pause::
Girl: “So, what’s the story behind the shirt?”
::I took a couple seconds to think how I should respond to this ridiculously dumb question::
davepoboond: “I had a 10 dollar gift card to Kohl’s, I went there and I bought this shirt.”
– at davepoobond’s job