The Flying Poop Poem

The night was dark,
The sky was blue,
Around the corner
The poop wagon flew,

A shot was fired,
A gun was heard,
And a man was killed
By a flying turd.

37 thoughts on “The Flying Poop Poem

  1. The night was dark, the sky was blue, around the corner the shit wagon flew. A shot was fired, a scream was heard, a Cop was killed by a flying turd. I got so scared, I jumped in bed. Poured the piss pot over my head. I got too cold, so I lit the heater. Got too close and burnt my peter. I went to the window to cool it off, damned old bull dog bit it off.

  2. A shot was fired,
    A gun was herd,
    A man was killed
    By a flying turd.

    And on his grave
    It was writ,
    “Killed in action
    by a flying shit.”

    • This is an old poem we used to recite in the early 80s, including the green moon part. I’m looking for the original reference- anyone?

  3. The night was dark
    The sky was blue
    And out of the alley
    A shit wagon flew.

    A bump was hit
    A scream was heard
    And *insert name* got hit
    By a flying turd.

  4. The night was cold the moon was green around the corner came this shit machine it was pouring down rain and scream was heard a lady got hit by a flying turd

  5. The night was black, the sky was Blue, down the alley the shit wagon flew, a turn was made, a scream was heard, Dick Tracy was killed by a flying turd ! 1952 !

  6. Once apon a time when the moon was green, around the corner was a shit machine, a shot was fired, a scream was heard, somebody got hit by a flying turd.

  7. Late last night the moon was was green,
    Around the corner came a turd machine,
    Shots were fired,
    Green was served,
    Man got hit by a flyin’ turd.

  8. One bright night when the sky was blue, there was an old poop wagon that flew. It hit a bump, a scream was heard, someone got hit by a flyin’ turd.

  9. The moon was high
    The sky was blue
    Around the corner the poop wagon flew
    A bump was hit
    A scream was heard
    A man got killed by a flying turd!
    So scared I ran straight to bed
    Knocked the pee-pot on top of my head
    Cold I got and lit the heater
    Set on fire my little peter!
    I grabbed some ice to cool it down
    Now my peter is crispy and brown

  10. The night was dark, the moon was green around the corner came a turd machine. A shot was fired, a scream was heard, a man got hit by a flyin’ turd!

  11. My version, I swear I wrote this in 6th or 7th grade 1962 or so

    The night was dark the sky was blue, around the corner a shit rag flew, at the screech of brakes a cry was heard , a man was killed by a flying turd.

  12. Late one night when the moon was green, around a corner come, a turd machine.
    A shot was fired, a scream was heard,
    a man got hit by a flyin’ turd.
    He opened his mouth 2 feet wide,
    an old flyin’ turd went right in his side.

  13. Last night a scream was heard, a man was killed by a flying turd, the deaf man heard it, the blind man saw it, the pollock turned the corner and ate it!??

  14. It was Saturday night and the moon was green and around the corner comes a darting machine. A fart was left, a scream was heard, and the moon eat killed by a flying turd.

  15. This was the version I grew up with.

    The night was dim, the sky was blue and around the corner a dustcart flew.
    It hit the kerb, a scream was heard,
    And a man got hit by a flying turd.

  16. This is the one my dad taught me when I was about 6. I miss my dad soooo much. (My mom would get so mad when I’d recite it. lol)

    The night was dark, the sky was blue]
    And through the air, a shit pan flew.
    I not wishing to get hit,
    Dodged the pot
    Got hit with shit.

  17. The time was morning, the hour was two,
    Around the corner the shit wagon flew, a bump was hit , a scream was heard, A man was hit by a flying turd.
    On his tombstone the citizens wrote, ” This man died with a turd in his throat “

  18. The night was dark and the moon was full around the corner the chuckwagon flew a shot was fired a scream was heard and all that was left was a flying turd

  19. “The clouds were white,The sky was blue,Down the alley,A shitwaggon flew,A bump was hit, A scream was heard,A man was killed By a giant turd.
    A shot was fired,A gun was herd,We buried that man who was killed by a turd.And on his grave It was writ,
    “Killed in action
    by flying shit.”
    ??

  20. One dark night when the moon was green, around the corner came a shitting machine. A shot was fired, a scream was heard, a Cop was killed by a flying turd. I got so scared…….
    Seemed to me this is how I remember the song going.

  21. The sky was dark the moon was green around the corner came the fart machine, shots were fired people were gone and nobody was to be ever seen

  22. The other night when the moon was green,
    Around the corner was the poop machine.
    A shot was fired and a scream was heard,
    A lady was hit with a flying turd.

  23. One night when the sky was blue. Down the alley the shit wagon flew. A bump was hit a scream was herd jerry was killed by a flying turd. And on his grave it was writ jerry was killed by pure ol shit 100

  24. The night was dark, the sky was blue, around the corner the shit wagon flew, hit a bump, a scream was heard, a man got hit by a flying turf, he couldn’t scream, he couldn’t choke, poor man died with a turd in his throat!

  25. One dark night when the moon was green round the corner came a poop machine.A shot was fired, and a scream was heard, a lady was killed by a flying turd.

  26. I thought my Dad made this up when I was a kid in the 70s! ‘Twas a dark, stormy night, the moon was green. And around the corner, came a poop machine! A shot rang out, a scream was heard. Someone was hit, by a flying turd!

  27. ‘Twas a cold night the wind how it blew. Around the corner a shit truck flew. Hit a bump a scream was heard,a man was killed by a flying turd. On his gravestone it was writ this man was killed by flying shit!

  28. One dark night, when the moon was green, around the corner came a turd mschine. A shot was fired, a scream was heard, someone got hit by a flying turd. I heard this in the 1970’s when I was in junior high.

  29. The night was young and the moon was green, around the corner came a turd machine! A shot was fired, a cry Was Heard, (insert name) was hit by a flying turd. They couldn’t scream, they couldn’t shout, that turd had popped right in their mouth!

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