The night was dark,
The sky was blue,
Around the corner
The poop wagon flew,
A shot was fired,
A gun was heard,
And a man was killed
By a flying turd.
The night was dark,
The sky was blue,
Around the corner
The poop wagon flew,
A shot was fired,
A gun was heard,
And a man was killed
By a flying turd.
The night was dark, the sky was blue, around the corner the shit wagon flew. A shot was fired, a scream was heard, a Cop was killed by a flying turd. I got so scared, I jumped in bed. Poured the piss pot over my head. I got too cold, so I lit the heater. Got too close and burnt my peter. I went to the window to cool it off, damned old bull dog bit it off.
This is the best! Lol
The stars were light the moon was bright. A flying turd came into sight. A car was crashed, a yell was heard. A man was killed by a flying turd.
The moon was full, The sky was blue
and down the alley the shit wagon flew
There was a bump and a scream was heard
and (insert friend’s name) Frank was hit with a flying turd
He couldn’t swim he couldn’t float
and all that shit went down his throat.
haha shit this is funny
The night was cold, covered with dew.
Down the road, a shit wagon flew.
It hit a bump, a scream was heard.
A man got killed by a flying turd.
If you dont believe this story is true,
ask the blind man, he saw it too!
A shot was fired,
A gun was herd,
A man was killed
By a flying turd.
And on his grave
It was writ,
“Killed in action
by a flying shit.”
Sorry, mine is better. You can’t top “one night when the moon was green”. Nice try though.
This is an old poem we used to recite in the early 80s, including the green moon part. I’m looking for the original reference- anyone?
You idiot you copied my mom and ruined the poem
One night when the moon was green, I turned the corner and saw a dookie machine.
All over town shots were heard, a man got killed by a flying turd.
The night was dark
The sky was blue
And out of the alley
A shit wagon flew.
A bump was hit
A scream was heard
And *insert name* got hit
By a flying turd.
The night was dark
The sky was blue
And out of the alley
A shit wagon flew.
A bump was hit
A scream was heard
And my peter got hit
By a flying turd.
it was brown and gooey
i washed it with hot water my dog ripped it off
The night was cold the moon was green around the corner came this shit machine it was pouring down rain and scream was heard a lady got hit by a flying turd
The night was black, the sky was Blue, down the alley the shit wagon flew, a turn was made, a scream was heard, Dick Tracy was killed by a flying turd ! 1952 !
Once apon a time when the moon was green, around the corner was a shit machine, a shot was fired, a scream was heard, somebody got hit by a flying turd.
Late last night the moon was was green,
Around the corner came a turd machine,
Shots were fired,
Green was served,
Man got hit by a flyin’ turd.
how about:
The night was dark,
The sky was blue,
across the sky a shit pot flew,
I ducted in fear of being hit,
I ductd that pot, not that shit!
One bright night when the sky was blue, there was an old poop wagon that flew. It hit a bump, a scream was heard, someone got hit by a flyin’ turd.
The moon was high
The sky was blue
Around the corner the poop wagon flew
A bump was hit
A scream was heard
A man got killed by a flying turd!
So scared I ran straight to bed
Knocked the pee-pot on top of my head
Cold I got and lit the heater
Set on fire my little peter!
I grabbed some ice to cool it down
Now my peter is crispy and brown
When I was quite young I Heard it like this don’t go out late at night cause one night around midnight a wagon came around the curb a bump was hit a cry was heard a man was killed by a flying turd in the 60s
the night was black the sky was blue down the street the shit wagon flew it hit a bump a loud scream was heard a man was killed by a low flying turd.now listen to this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grR_guswfyE
Did anybody go this web site?
The night was dark, the moon was green around the corner came a turd machine. A shot was fired, a scream was heard, a man got hit by a flyin’ turd!
My version, I swear I wrote this in 6th or 7th grade 1962 or so
The night was dark the sky was blue, around the corner a shit rag flew, at the screech of brakes a cry was heard , a man was killed by a flying turd.
Late one night when the moon was green, around a corner come, a turd machine.
A shot was fired, a scream was heard,
a man got hit by a flyin’ turd.
He opened his mouth 2 feet wide,
an old flyin’ turd went right in his side.
Last night a scream was heard, a man was killed by a flying turd, the deaf man heard it, the blind man saw it, the pollock turned the corner and ate it!??
It was Saturday night and the moon was green and around the corner comes a darting machine. A fart was left, a scream was heard, and the moon eat killed by a flying turd.
This was the version I grew up with.
The night was dim, the sky was blue and around the corner a dustcart flew.
It hit the kerb, a scream was heard,
And a man got hit by a flying turd.
This is the one my dad taught me when I was about 6. I miss my dad soooo much. (My mom would get so mad when I’d recite it. lol)
The night was dark, the sky was blue]
And through the air, a shit pan flew.
I not wishing to get hit,
Dodged the pot
Got hit with shit.
The night was dark
The sky was blue
And out of the alley
A shit wagon flew.
A bump was hit
A scream was heard
And my peter got hit
By a flying turd it was brown
i washed it off with hot water
my dog bit of my big ass peter
The time was morning, the hour was two,
Around the corner the shit wagon flew, a bump was hit , a scream was heard, A man was hit by a flying turd.
On his tombstone the citizens wrote, ” This man died with a turd in his throat “
The night was dark and the moon was full around the corner the chuckwagon flew a shot was fired a scream was heard and all that was left was a flying turd
“The clouds were white,The sky was blue,Down the alley,A shitwaggon flew,A bump was hit, A scream was heard,A man was killed By a giant turd.
A shot was fired,A gun was herd,We buried that man who was killed by a turd.And on his grave It was writ,
“Killed in action
by flying shit.”
??
One dark night when the moon was green, around the corner came a shitting machine. A shot was fired, a scream was heard, a Cop was killed by a flying turd. I got so scared…….
Seemed to me this is how I remember the song going.
The sky was dark the moon was green around the corner came the fart machine, shots were fired people were gone and nobody was to be ever seen
The other night when the moon was green,
Around the corner was the poop machine.
A shot was fired and a scream was heard,
A lady was hit with a flying turd.
One night when the sky was blue. Down the alley the shit wagon flew. A bump was hit a scream was herd jerry was killed by a flying turd. And on his grave it was writ jerry was killed by pure ol shit 100
The night was dark, the sky was blue, around the corner the shit wagon flew, hit a bump, a scream was heard, a man got hit by a flying turf, he couldn’t scream, he couldn’t choke, poor man died with a turd in his throat!
One dark night when the moon was green round the corner came a poop machine.A shot was fired, and a scream was heard, a lady was killed by a flying turd.
I thought my Dad made this up when I was a kid in the 70s! ‘Twas a dark, stormy night, the moon was green. And around the corner, came a poop machine! A shot rang out, a scream was heard. Someone was hit, by a flying turd!
‘Twas a cold night the wind how it blew. Around the corner a shit truck flew. Hit a bump a scream was heard,a man was killed by a flying turd. On his gravestone it was writ this man was killed by flying shit!
One dark night, when the moon was green, around the corner came a turd mschine. A shot was fired, a scream was heard, someone got hit by a flying turd. I heard this in the 1970’s when I was in junior high.
The night was young and the moon was green, around the corner came a turd machine! A shot was fired, a cry Was Heard, (insert name) was hit by a flying turd. They couldn’t scream, they couldn’t shout, that turd had popped right in their mouth!
The night was black the moon was green, down the road came a far-ting machine. Shots were fired and screams were heard, a Man was killed by a flying turd! in my neighborhood(in 1983) it was a common thing to say. I only knew of that variant!
Late last night, when the moon was green
Around the corner was a farting machine
A shot, a shot
A scream was heard
Another man was killed by a flying turd
The night was young, the moon was green, around the corner came a do do machine. A shot was fired a scream was heard. A man got shot by a flying turd
The night was dark the sky was blue, out of the alley a shit wagon flew, a shot was fired a scream was heard a lady was hit by a flying turd, she couldn’t swim she couldn’t float cause all that shit went down her throat!!!
I was taught it as “The night was dark and the wind it blew, around the corner the shit wagon flew, with a screech of a break a sigh was heard, as an old man was hit by a flying turd”
It was the 3rd of June and the moon was green, ‘round the corner came the shit machine. A shot was fired, a scream was heard. A man got killed by a flyin’ turd.
Your dumb
One murky night when the moon was green
Around the corner came a fart machine
A fart was let, a scream was heard
And a man was hit by a flying turd
The night was dark
The grass was green
Around the corner sat a poop machine
A shot was fired
A scream was heard
A man was hit by a flying turd
Version I heard was:
A long time ago when the moon was Green. Around the corner came a fartin’ machine. A shot was fired, a shot was heard. An old lady got hit by a flying turd.
I like that one best. I am saddened that no one knows the origin of the poem.
The sky was dark the night was blue, around the corner a shit wagon flew, the wheel fell off a scream was heard, a man got hit by some flying turd .he couldn’t swim and he couldn’t float, all that shit went down his throat, . on his grave these words were writt, “This man got killed by some flying shit.
Three poems I remember being passed around among classmates when I was in first grade, circa 1958, includes a variation of this classic. The three are, from mild to gross: Schools out. Schools out. Teachers let the bulls out. No more teachers. No more books. No more teachers’ dirty looks. Then: It’s raining. It’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He went to bed and bumped his head, and didn’t get up till morning. And finally: The night was still. The sky was dark. Down the hill the shitwagon flew. A crash was heard. A man got hit in the face with a flying turd.
I Learned this variation back in 3rd grade, (turd grade?) about 1974.
I wonder how far back it goes.
One dark night when the moon was green,
around the corner came a turd machine.
A shot was fired, a scream was heard,
a man got shot by a flying turd.
One dark night when the moon was bright a man invented a shit machine a fart was let a poot was heard and a man got hit by a flying turd.
The night t’was dark, the sky was blue,
around the corner a turd wagan flew.
All of a sudden a cry was heard, “A man
got hit with a flying turd!!”
Bells rang. whistles blew, cops were there
in a minute or two. Out of their pockets a
dagger they drew, and chopped that damn
turd square in two.