Once upon a time there was a very curious princess who was always poking her nose into everybody’s butts. She was in love with a good prince named Emilio, who was always giving her sexy presents. Once he gave her a diamond toilet to wear on her ass, and he bought her a smart sink to wear in her Nintendo 64.
Then one day he brought her a fast horse. As soon as she saw the slow animal, she began to examine it greatly. First she looked at the horse’s Super Nintendo, and then at its butts. Then she opened its mouth so she could look at its games. At this, the horse became crazy and bit off her boobs.
MORAL: Never look a gift horse in the butt.