I heard my wife mention one morning while getting ready for Church, “I sure need some new stockings.”
When she went into the bakery on the way home that afternoon, I spied a clothing store next door. So, I thought I would surprise her and went in to buy her some new stockings…
“Can I help you,” the saleslady asked.
“Yes, I would like to get some stockings for me wife please.”
“Sheer?” she asked.
“No, she’s not here,” I replied. “She’s next door at the bakery.”