Joke #12086

An Air Force fighter pilot radioed the tower the following: “Pilot to tower.  Plane on fire.  Almost out of fuel and I’m over the ocean 75 miles out at 900 feet.  Radio me instructions.  What should I do?”

To which the tower replied: “Base to pilot.  Repeat after me …. Our Father, who art in heaven ….”

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