#10953: Izumo Etsuko -> davepoobond

Izumo Etsuko: arf

davepoobond: hi

Izumo Etsuko: whats up?

davepoobond: not much…listening to music

davepoobond: today’s squackle’s birthday ain’t it grand

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

Izumo Etsuko: how long?

davepoobond: 4 years

Izumo Etsuko: 😀

Izumo Etsuko: dude……….

davepoobond: yessum?

Izumo Etsuko: I am in fucking heaven

davepoobond: whyyy

Izumo Etsuko: *.*

Izumo Etsuko: because I am listening to Metallica’s first recorded demo

Izumo Etsuko: when Mustaine was still lead guitarist

davepoobond: interesting

davepoobond: i just happen to be listening to metallica at the same time

Izumo Etsuko: DL No Life ‘Til Leather

Izumo Etsuko: 8.8

Izumo Etsuko: its fucking badass

davepoobond: wow…i actually got a spam mail from “grannyfukking.com”

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

davepoobond: and supposedly they like it in every hole

davepoobond: they love it, actually

Izumo Etsuko: thats sick dude

Izumo Etsuko: post it on squakle

Izumo Etsuko: e.e

Izumo Etsuko: dude

Izumo Etsuko: x.x

Izumo Etsuko: I’m addicted to Legend of Zelda

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

Izumo Etsuko: by SOAD

Izumo Etsuko: x/x

Izumo Etsuko: x.x*

davepoobond: soad?

Izumo Etsuko: I’ve been listening to it for hours

Izumo Etsuko: x.x

Izumo Etsuko: System of a Down

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: i used to have that

davepoobond: can you send it to me

Izumo Etsuko: yeah

davepoobond: do you want to do it over IM or email

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

Izumo Etsuko: IM easier

davepoobond: k

davepoobond: do you know if this is on an album

Izumo Etsuko: no clue

Izumo Etsuko: I’d guess no though

Izumo Etsuko: or if it is

Izumo Etsuko: its a hidden track

davepoobond: i dont think it is

davepoobond: unless they had an album before their self titled

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

Izumo Etsuko: don’t ask me that shit dude

davepoobond: heh ok

Izumo Etsuko: the only band I actually know stuff about is Metallica

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

davepoobond: i also got spam from georgewbush.com

davepoobond: isn’t that ironic

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

davepoobond: the gov. that is out to stop spam is sending me spam

Izumo Etsuko: yeah

Izumo Etsuko: thats funny

Izumo Etsuko: bush is a total dumbass

Izumo Etsuko: he’s basicly fucked over the country

davepoobond: i doubt he’s running the web site though

Izumo Etsuko: he’s put us in a situation where no matter what we do, the country’s fucked within the next 100 years

davepoobond: i dont know if it’ll be that long

Izumo Etsuko: yeah…

Izumo Etsuko: I’m trying to find out if I can move to Russia or something after college

davepoobond: go to canada

Izumo Etsuko: someplace where I’d be able to live on hacking

Izumo Etsuko: x.x

Izumo Etsuko: I’d rather fall with the US than move to Canada

davepoobond: canada isn’t that bad of a place

Izumo Etsuko: yes it is

davepoobond: for one thing their media doesn’t have constant coverage of violence

Izumo Etsuko: so?

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

Izumo Etsuko: thats stupid

davepoobond: people are nicer there too

Izumo Etsuko: ……

Izumo Etsuko: you my friend

Izumo Etsuko: no NOTHING of Canada

davepoobond: people don’t even lock their doors

Izumo Etsuko: the people(most of them) are dumb, retarded, stupid fucks

Izumo Etsuko: I went there on vacation

Izumo Etsuko: half the people there, when we asked for directions, sent us in the direction opposite of where we wanted to go

Izumo Etsuko: and…

davepoobond: cause they knew you were american

Izumo Etsuko: my dad wanted to bring a rifle for protection, cause we were going up north where bears and shit are everywhere

Izumo Etsuko: and everything he did was perfectly legal

Izumo Etsuko: it was legal for us to take it

davepoobond: ok…so

Izumo Etsuko: Border patrol: I’m sorry, but theres no guns allowed in Canada

davepoobond: heh

Izumo Etsuko: *dad comes back with the laws printed out that let him, and the opinions of like 5 cops we met*

Izumo Etsuko: Border patrol: I’m sorry, theres no guns allowed in Canada

davepoobond: interesting….

Izumo Etsuko: yeah

Izumo Etsuko: the Canadian border patrol is made up of illiterate high school drop outs that they trust with guns

Izumo Etsuko: the country is a place of morons

Izumo Etsuko: I mean…

Izumo Etsuko: for christ’s sake man, they sell milk in bags

davepoobond: they did that at elementary school

Izumo Etsuko: x.x

davepoobond: they got rid of the cartons

Izumo Etsuko: see

davepoobond: and made us get stupid milk pouches

Izumo Etsuko: they’re even infecting our country

davepoobond: and we had to poke it with our damn straws

davepoobond: and half the time it didn’t go through right so it just popped

Izumo Etsuko: you should have made the teachers try and drink out of one

Izumo Etsuko: dude…

Izumo Etsuko: x.x

Izumo Etsuko: I hate my lack of disposable glove thingies…

Izumo Etsuko: I wanna go trash some computer stores around here

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

davepoobond: ok…Izumo Etsuko: but I don’t feel like digging through a dumpster with my bare hands

Izumo Etsuko: dude

Izumo Etsuko: you should try it

Izumo Etsuko: you’d be suprised what they throw out that still works

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

Izumo Etsuko: a buddy of mine found a working cable modem, a laptop battery, and a laptop harddrive

Izumo Etsuko: all still working

davepoobond: heh

Izumo Etsuko: PLUS

Izumo Etsuko: businesses…

davepoobond: i dont know where they throw their shit away though

Izumo Etsuko: oh GOD, they throw out lots of shit

Izumo Etsuko: dumpsters behind the stores

Izumo Etsuko: but businesses are so fucking stupid…

Izumo Etsuko: they throw out shit loads of information, passwords, server/network usernames

Izumo Etsuko: and half of it isn’t even cut up

Izumo Etsuko: let alone shredded

Izumo Etsuko: balh

Izumo Etsuko: brb

Izumo Etsuko is away at 12:21 PM

Izumo Etsuko: back

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

davepoobond: oh yeah

davepoobond: ?

Izumo Etsuko: sorry dude

Izumo Etsuko: e.e

davepoobond: its ok

Izumo Etsuko: Anti-Trust was on TV

davepoobond: right..

davepoobond: one of the stupid movies ever

Izumo Etsuko: yes

Izumo Etsuko: but it has 2 hot chicks

Izumo Etsuko: 😀

davepoobond: that’s the main problem

Izumo Etsuko: …

Izumo Etsuko: BLASPHEMER!!

Izumo Etsuko: BLASPHEMER!!!!!

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: not because of that

davepoobond: its because hot chicks are never hackers

davepoobond: you never find those

davepoobond: its unrealistic

Izumo Etsuko: HEATHEN!

Izumo Etsuko: …

Izumo Etsuko: thats not true

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

Izumo Etsuko: I know some hot chicks that hack

davepoobond: ok buddy

davepoobond: you live in your fantasy world

davepoobond: i live in mine

Izumo Etsuko: no

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

Izumo Etsuko: dude

Izumo Etsuko: hot geek chicks are a reality

Izumo Etsuko: open your eyes

davepoobond: my god, now i see the faults in my statements

Izumo Etsuko: what?

davepoobond: never mind

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