Materials: old guy, tree branch

# of Players: 2

What You Do:

1. find an old guy (one in public) and tell him to masturbate.

2. If he refuses hit him with the branch. If he does, and if he tries to stop, whack “it” with the branch.

3. do this until you get bored or he passes out (in which case you hit him with the stick)

Boundaries: none