wet poop – n. the kind of poop where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don’t ruin them with a stain.
Tag Archives: toilet paper
quisahi
quisahi – n. an old IMAX theater stub used to perform oral sex on a toilet paper roll in a dirty McDonalds bathroom
quinib
quinib – v. to put toilet paper in your ear
poop-tube
poop-tube – n. the cardboard part of a toilet paper roll once all the tissue is used up
pikelets
pikelets – n. something you would use as toilet paper if you’re out in the bush and have no toilet paper.
Ex. I was out in the bush one time, forgot to take my dunny roll with me and when I had to dump a shit, all I had for toilet paper were my pikelets my mum made me. When I was in Venturers years ago my mate used pikelets as toilet paper as he had nothing else to wipe his arse with, yuck!!!!
nypex
nypex – n. a neverending roll of toilet paper
intifada
intifada – n. someone who wipes their ass standing up after pooping
ghij
ghij – n. a piece of toilet paper taped onto an air vent
dapem
dapem – v. to make toilet paper out of grass
clean poop
clean poop – n. the type of poop where you poop, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.
cauce
cauce – v. to use a toilet paper as a bookmark
antifribble
antifribble – n. a necklace made of bottle caps and used toilet paper that you use to keep fribbles and poopmongers away. <see fribble and poopmonger>