table time – n. a sexual act in which you’re doing a girl doggy style and she’s bent over a desk or table, and in the middle of sex you yell out, “What time is it?” and when she says something like “I don’t know,” you say “It’s table time” and you slam her head down upon the table
Tag Archives: time
Squackleyear
Squackleyear – n. the amount of time it takes to get your submission put on the website
;} also known as forfuckingever
squackdork
squackdork – n. the beginning of the universe and the end of time combined into one person
rape o’clock
rape o’clock – n. the hour in which you/most people always get raped in. Somewhere around 11 pm and 1 am
hirikof
hirikof – v. to do something in which causes a rift in the space-time continum where one is flung into a dimension where chickens rule and frolick, as well as……..POO!
Ex. 1: I kill in a hirikof manner.
2: Beware of the hirikof impending doom.
4:20
4:20 – n. now you are flying
4:19
4:19 – n. 1 minute away from flying.
Ex. Its 4:19…got a minute?
0 o’clock
0 o’clock – n. the time a dead/broken digital clock/watch says
;} the time a clock or watch (that uses hands) says when its hands are broken off