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(C) Song Parodies, (C) Funny Songs, Poetry and Songs

POP! Goes the Weasel Part 2

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Sung to the original version of the song “POP! Goes the Weasel”

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One day i was hunting through the forest

I saw a weasel

so i popped it in the head!

POP! GOES THE WEASEL!

 

then i saw a monkey trying to chase the weasel

i thought it was trying to take my food

so i popped it in the stomach!

POP! GOES THE MONKEY!

 

I only wish i hadnt shot the monkey!

cuz it was an endangered species!

now im in a jail!

somewhere in the Rainforest!

 

My gun was taken away from me!

Then someone thought they should pop me!

then they shot me in the leg!

POP! GOES THE HUNTER!

 

Then i got mad and kicked them all in the balls!

then i got my gun and popped them all in the head

what a mess…

POP! GOES THE WEIRD RAINFOREST INDIAN PEOPLE!

 

i went home and my wife was thinking about getting a devorse!

then i got my gun and popped her in the boob!

oh boy……i didnt know it was silicone….

POP! GOES MY WIFE’S BOOB!

 

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(C) Song Parodies, (C) Funny Songs, Poetry and Songs

Gasper, The Smelly Ghost

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Parody of “Casper the Friendly Ghost”

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Gasper! The smelly ghost!

the smelliest ghost you know!

what’s that stink?

did someone fart?

 

Nope!

 

Its Gasper, the smelly ghost!

the smelliest ghost you know!

He can beat Pop the Magic Dragon

In one breath, cuz popcorn

makes Gasper burp

like a furp…

 

Cuz he’s…

 

GASPER! The smelly ghost!

the smelliest ghost you know!

he floats all day

and lysol spray

can’t stop him today

 

cuz he’s Gasper, the smelly GHOOOOOOOOOOOOST!

(C) Song Parodies, (C) Funny Songs, Poetry and Songs

I Watch TV With My Eyes Closed

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Parody of “Wendy Clear,” by Blink-182

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I watch TV with my eyes closed

Is there something on that I should watch?

Sounds like Oprah

There must be a hemaphrodite stripping

I think I won’t watch

 

I watch TV with my eyes closed

 

Is there something on that I should watch?

I doubt it, must be Regis and Kathy Lee

They’re probably jumping all over the place

or maybe on Kathy Lee’s head

I think I won’t watch

 

Oprah, Regis and Kathy Lee, Smurfs, and Care Bears

Alvin and the Chipmunks

A stupid movie about a dog, trying to find his ass

No wonder, they all suck

They must all smoke pot

I guess I won’t watch

 

I watch with my eyes closed

Poetry and Songs, (C) Funny Songs

The Yogurt Song

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Sung to no song. Entertain yourself and make a tune yourself.

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ohhhhhhh

 

this is a story about yogurt!

 

yyyoooo gurt

 

yyyooo gurt

 

it comes from milk that comes from a cow

 

not milk from a dick that comes from a man

 

ooooohhh

 

yyyoooogguurrt

 

yyooo gurt

 

yo yo yo yo gurt

 

it comes from milk that comes from a cow

 

not milk from a dick that comes from a funny little man that was caught in a bear trap in the woods

 

oooonnn

 

Maaarrsss

 

ooooohhhh

 

Iraq sucks dick and everyone knows

 

dat suddam sucks da yogurt that come from milk from a funny little man that was caught in a bear trap in the woods at night

 

oooonnn

 

Maaarrss

 

OOOHH that’s the end of this funny little song

 

that tells the story about yyyooogguurrtt

 

yyoooguurrtt

 

that comes from milk that comes from a cow

 

not milk from a dick that comes from a funny little man that was caught in a bear trap in the woods on Mars during an alien abduction!

 

THEEEE EEEEEEEEENNNNNNDDDDDDDD!!!!!!