Sung to the original version of the song “POP! Goes the Weasel”
One day i was hunting through the forest
I saw a weasel
so i popped it in the head!
POP! GOES THE WEASEL!
then i saw a monkey trying to chase the weasel
i thought it was trying to take my food
so i popped it in the stomach!
POP! GOES THE MONKEY!
I only wish i hadnt shot the monkey!
cuz it was an endangered species!
now im in a jail!
somewhere in the Rainforest!
My gun was taken away from me!
Then someone thought they should pop me!
then they shot me in the leg!
POP! GOES THE HUNTER!
Then i got mad and kicked them all in the balls!
then i got my gun and popped them all in the head
what a mess…
POP! GOES THE WEIRD RAINFOREST INDIAN PEOPLE!
i went home and my wife was thinking about getting a devorse!
then i got my gun and popped her in the boob!
oh boy……i didnt know it was silicone….
POP! GOES MY WIFE’S BOOB!