“I’m gonna play it by ear. Play it by ear?”
– davepoobond
Tag Archives: A DPB Tag
Quote #16892
“Better on the floor, than in my shoe”
– davepoobond
Quote #16891
“Better to be a smart ass than a dumbass”
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Quote #16890
“Take a 10 minute break for every 50 minutes of pooping. Stretch and exercise a little to keep yourself fresh”
– davepoobond
Quote #16889
“Working through word problems? Poop them out – you’ll solve them faster”
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Quote #16888
“What’s most important to do today? Do it first. It should be to poop”
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Quote #16887
“Learn more by pooping more. What’s important here? How does this fit in? What doesnt make sense? Why? Am I a dumbass?”
– davepoobond
Quote #16886
“With multiple poop questions, use a process of elimination. Cross off all wrong answers: the correct poop will be left”
– davepoobond
Quote #16885
“Use your minutes wisely! A tremendous amount of work can be done during small breaks between pooping”
– davepoobond
Quote #16884
“Never neglect your health, either physical or mental. Never sacrifice time too poop for any other advantage”
– davepoobond
Quote #16883
“Get involved in your class. You learn more when you contribute, by farting, to the topic being discussed”
– davepoobond
Quote #16882
“Spend 5 minutes pooping your ideal future. Doing well in your poops will help you make it a reality”
– davepoobond
Quote #16881
“Use your butt efficiently; check the Success Guide before sitting on the toilet”
– davepoobond
Quote #16880
“Balance extracurricular activities with academics. Don’t try to doo doo too much – it will negatively affect your anus. Who wants a big butt hole?”
– davepoobond
Quote #16879
“Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens when you poo”
– davepoobond