The boss found a boy in the stock room just standing around doing nothing. “How much do you get paid a week?” he asked the boy.

The boy replied, “Twenty dollars.”

Taking a twenty-dollar bill out of his wallet, the boss gave it to the boy and said, “Here, take this. Now get out of here and don’t come back.”

As the boy walked out the door, the boss said to the manager, “How long has that lazy kid been working for us?”

“He doesn’t work for us,” replied the manager. “He just delivered a package.”