How to do it: Get your Dad’s last three letters of his first name, say it is Christopher, it would be ‘her’.

Now do the same with your mom’s. Say her name is jackie, it’d be ‘kie’. Put it together: herkie [her-kee].

Now, get your middle name’s last three letters, and your last name’s last FOUR letters. Say it is Greg and Harrison. It would be: regison!

Now…. put them all together, and what do you have? HERKIE REGISON!

If you want to show your retard name, leave a comment!

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