The doctor told me I was so fat, I couldn’t lose weight with an ordinary intestinal bypass — I needed an intestinal cloverleaf.
Tag Archives: operation
Joke #12297
PATIENT: “I can’t afford the operation, Doctor.”
DOCTOR: “Okay, so I’ll touch up the X-rays.”
Joke #12008
A man was just admitted to the hospital for surgery. He said to his doctor, “Golly, I’m so frightened. This is my first operation.”
The doctor nodded his head and replied, “I know how you feel, it’s my first operation too!”
Joke #11998
I know a doctor who is so rich that he doesn’t wash his hands before an operation; he dry cleans them.