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Ode to a Smurf

Davey, Davey, Dave

Dave Davey Dayve Day Da Day

Davey Day da Day

Day Day Day Da Davey

Dave Da Davey Dave, ::back round singers:: Davey Dave Davey

Davey Da Dave Da Dave Day ::back ups:: Da Dave Dave Day

Davey Dayve Day Da::back ups:: Da Day Day Day

Da Day Day Day

Davey Davey Dave Dave Davey Dave Day Da Day Dave Da Dave Da Daay ayy ayyyyy…. Smurf.

Ode to Me

I like me

And I am cool

Because I don’t have to pay a fee

Even though I don’t have a pool.

I like closets

That are full of boxes

And when I look through it (there are)

Boxes full of foxes

I don’t like my school agenda

I would like to burn it

For firewood, of course-a

And toss it into a pit

I don’t like algebra

All I ever do is erase

And write out problems with a hyperbola

And pretty soon it’s a face

I have a bad memory

Though I could remember to do this

And bring my stuff from me

in the past, like this