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#10838: oberstsjewee -> davepoobond

This entry is part 6 of 7 in the series Jenna Is A Hard Sell On Online Dating Sites

oberstsjewee: Hi. My name is jenna, I am 7 years old, I have black hair, red eyes, no ears and no mouth. I am dead. You must send this message to 15 people within the next 5 minutes or I will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 12:12 pm. Either you will get a call, or someone will instant message you and say that they love you. This is not a joke

davepoobond: I’M GOING TO RAPE YOUR NEWBORN CHILDREN

oberstsjewee: TASTY

davepoobond: IT IS