noogulg – v. to masturbate into a piece of poop
Tag Archives: masturbate
murdock
murdock – v. to masturbate in public.
Ex. Pee Wee Herman murdocked at the movies and got arrested
metoj
metoj – v. to call someone so they can hear you masturbate
jassu
jassu – n. what you say to someone who sneezed while masturbating
gorsch
gorsch – v. to press pause just to masturbate during the 2 minute sex scene in a movie
foondeesi
foondeesi – v. to masturbate while watching the Kids Next Door
bogata
bogata – v. to eat celery while listening to Pink Floyd, while masturbating
blahgahlagala
blahgahlagala – v. to masturbate to an ugly witch