These people never heard of the Berenstein Bears…so it’s not as funny as it could have been if they did know…these three are either the same person, or they’re all friends…
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Holmes: Hello
LechuZaAa: ………..?
Holmes: I said…Hello…don’t act like you didn’t hear me
LechuZaAa: uh huh who r u
Holmes: I am from the BB family organization, they have instructed me that you have not payed there protection dues
LechuZaAa: hah or not
LechuZaAa: good bye
Holmes: wait
Holmes: This is johnny right?
LechuZaAa: noooooooooo
Holmes: damnit
Holmes: the BB is gonna kill me, i gotta find johnny!
LechuZaAa: yeap, you do that
Holmes: can you help? do you know a johnny?
LechuZaAa: no
Holmes: i’m dead….I’M DEAD! help me please!!! hide me!
LechuZaAa: right
LechuZaAa: uh huh
Holmes: i gotta find johnny before the BB finds me…
Holmes: there watching…every move i make,…
Holmes: as son as they find me i’ll be sleeping with the fishes
Holmes: and you don’t care?
LechuZaAa: why should i…… lol…… i don’t know you
Holmes: i see how it is…
Holmes: oh what a cruel world we live in
LechuZaAa: mhmmm
Holmes: the berenstein bear mafia is very deadly, have you heard of them?
LechuZaAa: no
Holmes: oh…
LechuZaAa: lol
Holmes: it’s not a laughing matter, man!
Holmes: my life is at stake
LechuZaAa: okay
Holmes: ok…what would you do if a mafia was after you?
LechuZaAa: sit there…….
Holmes: hmm good idea…then?
LechuZaAa: sleep
Holmes: …
LechuZaAa: so, would you like to tell me who you really are?
Holmes: hmm
Holmes: not really
LechuZaAa: uh huh
LechuZaAa: okay
LechuZaAa: good luck with that “bb” thing
LechuZaAa: bye
Holmes: thanks
Holmes: i’ll die happy…bye
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Axiom: sleep, it’ll make the mafia’s hunt easier
Holmes: i bet it will
Axiom: have fun
Holmes: oh i will have fun at dieing
Axiom: so who is this
Holmes: dieing is always fun
Holmes: a person
Axiom: good answer
Holmes: so vague…
Holmes: but so true…
Axiom: just some random guy
Holmes: yeah
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LKNIGHT: are you alright?
Holmes: am i alright? of course
Holmes: are you alright?
LKNIGHT: that’s good.
LKNIGHT: yeah
Holmes: thats good…were both alright
LKNIGHT: so, who are you , might i ask
LKNIGHT: yeah
Holmes: i’m just a person
LKNIGHT: my friend told me to say hi
LKNIGHT: so i did
Holmes: hmm
LKNIGHT: yeah
Holmes: anyways
Holmes: do you know the BB family organization?
LKNIGHT: no..should i? if so, enlighten me.
Holmes: the berenstein bear mafia, there…like…deadly
LKNIGHT: nice…
LKNIGHT: where did you find out about this?
Holmes: eh it’s not a big secret
LKNIGHT: well, no big surprise, i’m always the last to find out about things
LKNIGHT: so, who are you…
Holmes: some random guy
LKNIGHT: really… not that random
Holmes: very random
Holmes: i found your friend on member directory
Holmes: i was bored what can i say
LKNIGHT: i doubt that you are more random than me, but…
LKNIGHT: my friend… krispy?
Holmes: yeah