Guy: A time of war…
(a bear runs by the camera)
Guy: …a time of anarchy…
(the bear shoots his gun)
(screams of agony)
Guy: …and a time of no squeegee toys.
(the bear throws a grenade and ducks behind a tree)
(there is an explosion and a guy flies up into the air)
Guy: Get ready for…
Garbage Pail Bears
Garbage Pail Bears
Garbage Pail Bears
(there are some bears running around in a circle on a cloud. There is a big rainbow in the back. There is a cloud house on the right of the screen)
(inside the cloud house, the camera is focused on the door from the inside)
(the door opens and a bear comes in)
Spiky Bear: Sir!
(the camera focuses in on Bear of Clouds)
Bear of Clouds: yes?
Spiky Bear: Report about the war against the humans
Bear of Clouds: Is it good?
Spiky Bear: I’m afraid not sir, the Clouds have been scattered, and the heat has risen
Bear of Clouds: has there been an attempt to regroup?
Spiky Bear: No, sir. When I said scattered…I meant spread out across the world. The nearest bears that are next to each other are about 2 miles away. Some are up to 20.
Bear of Clouds (leaning back in his chair): My God. Make them all come back to the main Cloud base.
Spiky Bear: Yessir right away sir. Can I ask you something sir?
Bear of Clouds: yeah sure, whatever.
Spiky Bear: are you gay?
Bear of Clouds: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(scene cuts to a line of bears, lined up)
(Bear of Clouds is walking in front of them, with one of those whips that generals have)
Bear of Clouds: ooh……sexy…..
(Bear of Clouds touches one of the bears on the shoulders, and whacks him in the leg with the whip)
Stupid Bear: SIR! Please, don’t whip me. Not here anyway.
(Stupid Bear winks)
Bear of Clouds: oh I’m sorry………………
(Bear of Clouds winks too)
(Soldier Bear flies in on his cloud)
Soldier Bear: I came back from the front!
Bear of Clouds: status report
Soldier Bear: wweeellllllll………..
Bear of Clouds: drop to your knees, close your eyes, open your mouth and be quiet
(scene cuts to a bear sitting at a desk)
Writer Bear: ….hmm….that was gay….why would I write something like that?
(Guy, the announcer, bursts in through the door)
Guy: Cuz Ya ARRREEEEEEEEEEEEE (gay that is)!!
Writer Bear: get outtaaa heeeeaaa!
(Writer Bear picks up his lamp and throws it at Guy)
Guy: uh oh.
(Guy gets knocked out)
(as soon as he falls, Storm Troopers burst in and shoot everything, killing Writer Bear)
Storm Trooper: STORM TROOPAS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOLLLLL!
(end)