fassliuh – n. the theory which says that time zones are “blended” together so that it is the same time everywhere within a large area. Opposite to the eiodopet theory <see eiodopet>

eiodopet – n. the theory which says that time zones aren’t actually “blended” together so that it is 1:00 pm at your house and 1:00:00:00001 pm at your neighbors house. Opposite to the fassliuh theory <see fassliuh>