davepoobond: fag. what the hell are you doing on my buddy list

doman: what the fuck if I was a fag then why did you put me there and who the fuck is this you dumbshit

davepoobond: what the hell did you just say?

davepoobond: i dont even understand that. you’re a fag, and you’re on my buddy list, and i dont know how you got there

doman: well if somebody calls me a fag i get pissed at them

doman: well why did you put me there if i am a fag

doman: and who the fuck is this

davepoobond: i didnt put you there

davepoobond: you probably put yourself there

davepoobond: my name is poop

davepoobond: now how the hell did you get on my buddy list

doman: how the hell should i know

doman: what do i look like some sort of computer genius

doman: and i dont know a mack

davepoobond: i dont know, i havent seen you before

davepoobond: well thats your problem, then is it?

davepoobond: tell me

doman: shut up

davepoobond: before i beat your ass

davepoobond: hi

doman: what?

davepoobond: who are you

doman: i dont know who are you

davepoobond: what are you talking about

doman: well you messaged me first so i would assume you know who i am

davepoobond: well, i would assume i dont know who you are because i just asked “who are you” now tell me who you are

doman: no

davepoobond: yes