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::Maria Sweden, davepoobond, and David Arr are working together at Customer Service::

Maria Sweden: There was a girl that was totally macking on davepoobond at the Brief.

davepoobond: Yuck! She wasn’t a girl at all. She was a beast! She was fatter than me!

Maria Sweden: You’re not exactly skinny yourself, davepoobond.

davepoobond: Exactly! Plus, she looked like David Arr!

::davepoobond points to David Arr::

David Arr: Whaaaat?

::David Arr laughs embarrassingly and really loudly::

David Arr: I don’t know whether to take that as a compliment or insult!

::davepoobond laughs at David Arr’s response::

– at davepoobond’ job, 6/7/07

This entry is part 19 of 26 in the series The Retail Report

::Female customer asks where the bathroom is.::

davepoobond: Past the escalator and to the right.

::davepoobond points in the direction she should go.::

::The customer goes past the escalator in the wrong direction, announcing her actions as she does so::

Customer: PAST THE ESCALATOR… AND TO THE RIGHT????

::Customer looks in the completely opposite direction she should be going.::

davepoobond: Umm… no, that way.

Customer: That’s the left!

::Customer goes out of sight. davepoobond and David Arr just laugh.::

::davepoobond then imitates exactly what the customer did and they just crack up at how stupid what just happened was.::

– at davepoobond’s job, 6/2/07

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