“I’m serious and please don’t think I’m sexually attractive because I hate to hear that and I’m just being honest ”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Tag Archives: dating
Quote #23717
“I am independent but far from being a feminist. I like a manly man with a good mix of chivalry/swag(for lack of a better word) Basically, a man who will open the door for me but smack my butt as I walk by.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23709
“ATTN: Don’t hit me up if you are not ready to go
I love to suck****and ball and ride a big****until it cum to book me its 15 b4 i leave my house and 50 dollar when i get to ur house its for 1 hour please have ur address and cell # ready if your not bookin me today do not message me please don not message me for convo u will get no reply thanx now let me come milk u”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23704
“Hello there :). Im Carmen 😀
Well here’s the dealio LOL. Umm Im kinda in a messed up situation right now and I really need some help and well lets just say I can return the favor… Sort off. LOL.
Anyways, here’s whats happening right now in my life. I moved here for college and I’m going into business and I didn’t really have a place to stay. I had a couple hundred dollars so I ended up leasing an apartment and I never knew that If I didn’t pay the monthly rent I’d be screwed financially. I’ve actually been looking around for a job and right now I can’t really find one anywhere and my friend gave me the idea to sell my nudes that I took for my BF for his birthday and he’s not getting them for obvious reasons ;)!.
I have about 600+ pics and a video I made for him but he’s not getting them anymore LOL. He left me for this fat chick and I guess thats too bad for him. Anyways so I set up this online shop place where you can get my stuff, Its actually right here: <spam URL here>”
– a spammer’s profile on a dating site pretending to be a hot girl
Quote #23703
My Self Summary
“DONT ASK TO KNOW ME ASK TO PAY ME..U THINK I CARE ABOUT STUPID RELASTIONSHIPS OR SQUARE SHIT …I’m foxx I like tats Fashion money cars cloths nd girls I hate gay dudes meaning street dudes that like anal.. #nasty#downlow#notcool… stay away anal likers”
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You Should Message Me If
“U tryna get money turn up.. see sum strippers I hate dum questions I’M a escort let’s clear the air… so don’t ask ..talk money lean pills and dro.. that’s the only thing im into..fucc u getting to know.me or me knowing u..let’s get to the point”
– from a girl’s “dating” profile
Quote #23700
“Fair warning when your with me I want to be paid attention to I am like bringing a puppy home, I get lonely and I love like a dog I will always be there win you need me and will stand by your side if you love dogs you’ll love me…”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23693
“In order to get along with me, you have to be an ***hole. Not a full-blown ***hole, but not a non-***hole either. If you’re half an ***hole, we’ll get along just fine.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23660
“I have a wonderful lifetime slave, meaning that I own him and there is no point in time at which he will ever stop serving me. However, I am open to accepting one female submissive or slave as well.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23659
“I’m a pretty flexible person who likes yarn (I knit and crochet), french fries, and Netflix.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23589
First Date:
“Sprinke me baby”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23588
“19TEEN , 4’6 (FUNSiZE) , BiSEXUAL , LiViN LiFE NEED THAT ONE TO MAKE MY HEART lbs. I 3 SEXY FEMS. iM BLESSED iN ALL THE RiGHT PLACES? Any more questions ask !!!!?”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23587
“I hate being single. But then being hurt and toyed with over and over again. I rather be single”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23586
About:
“Only god can judge me”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23585
“My life is so boring… Everyday is the same. My boyfriend is busying working and cannot always being around me. I want to have some fun with some guys, and try some non-Asian style.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23542
“No minorities please!”
– from a girl’s dating profile