Satin – n. Satan’s own clothing company
samara – n. a crease in your skin that shows through your clothes
nudocracy – n. a government run by nudists, and they make wearing clothes illegal
novak – n. a flat hat
noland – n. a stuffed animal with clothes on
neep – v. to tie a sweater around your or someone else’s waist
masth – n. a hat made of fruit
lohago – n. a pregnant mother’s gown (or something that looks like it)
ketch – n. wooden clothing
grubbies – n. appropriately comfortable clothes
frankenthaler – n. a stuffed animal with designer clothes (its own line) on
footyanity – n. an Aussie religion developed a 150 years ago called AFL (Australian Football League) formally known as VFL. It is known as “Aussie Rules” or “Footy”.
Ex. Footy fans go to church (the stadium) and worship the lord (the game) by chanting to each God (each footy team) i.e. “up the mighty blues” for Carlton and wear the appropriate clothing for each god they worship (beanies and scarfs with footy team colours). And it’s not required to attend church (just watch footy on your TV set).
Fatin – n. Fatan’s own clothing company <see Fatan>
dry rape – n. a raping while both people have their clothes on
cassatt – n. a stuffed animal’s wardrobe