Much of his life, Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot, which produced callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he often had bad breath.
Do you know what this made him? A super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.
RANDY: “I read this study that said every time you breathe, a person dies.”
SANDY: “I didn’t think my breath was that bad!”
“A side effect of cheese is bad breath”
– davepoobond
“don’t destroy any breath around my table”
– Mrs. Stickums
“stop talking, I’m out of breath listening to you”
– Mrs. Stickums