davepoobond: hey how’s it going, Emily

BlackOneHunter signed off at 9:18:37 PM.

davepoobond: LUCYYYYYYYYYY I’M HOMEE!!!

BlackOneHunter: …

davepoobond: ::kisses you all over:: i love you, my wife, so much

davepoobond: babalooooo! ::beats on his bongos::

BlackOneHunter: uh huh………..~*pulls out his .52, blows away annoyance, turns back to dealing with his new torture object*~

davepoobond: ::takes the “new torture object” and uses it as a sex toy::

BlackOneHunter: 0.0

davepoobond: if you’ve got the monay, honay, we’ve got your disease

davepoobond: IN THE JUNGLE

davepoobond: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

davepoobond: SHANANANANANNAKNEES

davepoobond: Insallah!- No Surrender!

“Do not fear for fear is the mind killer. Fear is a small

thing that brings total destruction. If I face my fears my

fear shall pass through me. Do Not Fear For Fear Is The

Mind Killer”- Orange Catholic Bible

davepoobond: thats what it says in your info

BlackOneHunter: ~*twitch*~

davepoobond: change it. there is no orange catholic bible

BlackOneHunter: yes Orange Catholic Bible and Insallah is barbaric Germanic.

davepoobond: y are you twitching? you should see a doctor.

BlackOneHunter: Nein, read Dune.

davepoobond: sure sure, and in Candy Land, they have the Candy Cane Catholic Bible, too

BlackOneHunter: um you idiot, The Orange Catholic bible is the primary religion in Dune

davepoobond: what a laugh. i’m laughing. ha. ha. ha.

BlackOneHunter: mm hmm

davepoobond: wow. Dune.

davepoobond: what a bad game.

davepoobond: get a new hobby

BlackOneHunter: Good Book

BlackOneHunter: ~*hardly plays games*~

davepoobond: ::pukes in your pants:: s’cuse me

BlackOneHunter: ~*wonders how he pierces shifting harmonic shielding*~

davepoobond: i have a harmonica too

davepoobond: i’ll play it for you

BlackOneHunter: ..

davepoobond: dooboo booo booo dooooooooo doo doooooooooo

davepoobond: boo doo boo doo doo dooooooooooo

BlackOneHunter: .

davepoobond: .

davepoobond: YEAHHHHHHHHH PUNCTUATION WARS!

BlackOneHunter: ……………………………………………

davepoobond: !!!

BlackOneHunter: oy vey.

davepoobond: oi vay

davepoobond: how do you know which is the real spelling

BlackOneHunter: because I asked a latin student

davepoobond: LATIN!

davepoobond: its not latin!

davepoobond: they say it in English all the time

BlackOneHunter: yes it is

davepoobond: wanna bet

davepoobond: i’ll bet you 3 and a half cents

BlackOneHunter: its Latin

davepoobond: no.

davepoobond: its Finish

davepoobond: yes, Finish.

davepoobond: from Finland

davepoobond: yeah, and Israel is in Finland

davepoobond: so its Jewish

BlackOneHunter: Sub humans made it?

davepoobond: i believe the real word is “Cro-Magnums”

BlackOneHunter: mm hmm

davepoobond: did you ever have 156 popsicles in one sitting?

davepoobond: i did.

davepoobond: i just finished my 156th right now

BlackOneHunter: .

davepoobond: *

BlackOneHunter: .

davepoobond: booty scoot

davepoobond: row row row your boat

davepoobond: gently down the stream

davepoobond: merrily merrily merrily

davepoobond: life is butt a dream

davepoobond: HAAHAHAHAH I SAID BUTT

davepoobond: :-*

davepoobond: i have wet socks

davepoobond: butt

davepoobond: butt

davepoobond: i’m gonna say butt over and over till you start talking regularly

davepoobond: butt

davepoobond: butt

davepoobond: butt

BlackOneHunter: oy vey.

davepoobond: not oy vey!

davepoobond: OI VAY

davepoobond: AND ITS JEWISH

davepoobond: HEBREWWWWWWW

davepoobond: NOT LATINNNN

davepoobond: latinese bassssssssss

davepoobond: turd

BlackOneHunter: fine, I don’t care.

BlackOneHunter: ..pathetic insults.

davepoobond: oh yeah

davepoobond: tell me something better

BlackOneHunter: hmm……..in English or duetch?

davepoobond: dont speak Nazi.

davepoobond: how about in espanol

davepoobond: puto!

BlackOneHunter: Heil Hitler. 😉

BlackOneHunter: ….

davepoobond: y’like black

davepoobond: y’think black is cooooooooool

BlackOneHunter: Black is 10 colors in one- Song Artist

davepoobond: boring

BlackOneHunter: mm hmm

davepoobond: Mr. Clean is my role model

davepoobond: who’s your role model

BlackOneHunter: mmm…….Necromancers

BlackOneHunter: Hitler

BlackOneHunter: Stalin

davepoobond: ::sneeze::

davepoobond: sorry, i’m allergic to jerks

BlackOneHunter: mm hmm

BlackOneHunter: Necromancers aren’t bad.

davepoobond: they just think about dying all the time

davepoobond: that’s not bad at all

BlackOneHunter: Necromancers dun

BlackOneHunter: they think about the meaning of death

davepoobond: think about dying, think about the meaning of death. wats it matter. they’re both the same. the only way to know the meaning of death is when you die

BlackOneHunter: True.

davepoobond: False.

davepoobond: wait. is this a test?

BlackOneHunter: No

davepoobond: Yes

davepoobond: wait…..

BlackOneHunter: hmm?

davepoobond: come again?

BlackOneHunter: Whaa?

davepoobond: i like horse radish

BlackOneHunter: mm hmm

davepoobond: have you ever time travelled?

BlackOneHunter: mmm in theory its not possible in RL

davepoobond: unh hunh……..

BlackOneHunter: mmmk

davepoobond: do you have a canoe?

BlackOneHunter: No

davepoobond: canoes are cool

BlackOneHunter: I know.

BlackOneHunter: so are Kayaks

davepoobond: were you a Care Bear at one time in your life or in a past life?

BlackOneHunter: Nope, what are they?

davepoobond: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE CARE BEARS ARE

BlackOneHunter: No

davepoobond: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

BlackOneHunter: mm hmm

davepoobond: ITS LIKE THE ORIGINAL POWER RANGERS, BUT WITH CARTOON BEARS THAT HAVE SPECIAL POWERSSSSSSSSSSS

BlackOneHunter: 0.0

BlackOneHunter: wrrooongggg

davepoobond: prove me wrong. since you dont know what it is

davepoobond: do you live in Mohicanland?

BlackOneHunter signed off at 4:26:22 PM.

davepoobond: hi

BlackOneHunter: Who are you?

davepoobond: me

davepoobond: how about u?

BlackOneHunter: great…

davepoobond: great is your name?

davepoobond: thats great, great

davepoobond: so how great is it being great, great?

BlackOneHunter: F off till you tell me who you are.

davepoobond: how do you F off?

BlackOneHunter: fuck off.

BlackOneHunter: you either tell me who you are.

davepoobond: i told you who i am

BlackOneHunter: Or not communicate.

davepoobond: i am communicating though

davepoobond: and i told you who i am

davepoobond: whats the problem?

BlackOneHunter: ~*rests hand on Lazgun*~

davepoobond: lazgun…

davepoobond: ::rests hands on a piece of poop::

davepoobond: hmm….warm….

BlackOneHunter: ~*struts away*~

davepoobond: ::squishes it::

davepoobond: ::tosses it at you::

davepoobond: ::riverdances to you::

davepoobond: where are you goingggggggg

davepoobond: pooooooooooooooo

davepoobond: hello

BlackOneHunter: ~*ducks*~

BlackOneHunter: wanna be melted into goo?

BlackOneHunter: if not buzz off.

BlackOneHunter: ~*gone*~

davepoobond: i like horse radish

BlackOneHunter: .

davepoobond: i’m george of the jungle

davepoobond: whats your name

BlackOneHunter: .

davepoobond: .?

davepoobond: thats your name?

BlackOneHunter: BOH I am known as BOH

davepoobond: BOH?

davepoobond: does that mean “my Body Odoris Horendous”

BlackOneHunter: BlackOneHunter.

davepoobond: mmhmm…

davepoobond: have you ever time travelled?

BlackOneHunter: BlackOneHunter.

davepoobond: no

BlackOneHunter: Listen up punk.

BlackOneHunter: I got a record in RL.

davepoobond: do you have a canoe?

BlackOneHunter: Don’t piss me off.

davepoobond: whats a RL

BlackOneHunter: BUZZ OFF!

davepoobond: do you have a canoe though?

davepoobond: canoes are cool