courtesy flush – n. the act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the walk of shame <see walk of shame>
Tag Archives: bathroom
camo-cough
camo-cough – n. a phony cough which alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a watermelon or to alert potential turd burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an astaire <see watermelon, turd burglars, and astaire>
awealexa
awealexa – v. to spend the rest of your life in a men’s restroom
ass gasket
ass gasket – n. a round paper toilet seat liner in a public or hotel bathroom