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Joke #12411

If I was cremated, my ex-wife would probably have my ashes put in a spittoon.

I don’t get any respect at all. If I were cremated, they wouldn’t put my ashes in an urn. They’d probably put them in a spittoon.

uenight – n. the mixture of ash and water

hamlee – v. to eat soot

boyular – n. burning cards (you can play with them until they turn to ash)

ash potatoes – n. a type of potato in which flakes of potatoes are burned and taste like ash

;} a potato made out of ash from a volcano