“I’m allergic to mornings”
– davepoobond
“I’m allergic to mornings”
– davepoobond
As part of the admission procedure in the hospital where Paula works, Paula has to ask the patients if they are allergic to anything. If they are, she prints it on an allergy band placed on the patient’s wrists.
Once when Paula asked an elderly woman if she had any allergies, she said she couldn’t eat bananas.
Several hours later a very irate son came out to the nurses’ station demanding, “Who’s responsible for labeling my mother ‘Bananas?'”