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Ms. Boms’ Yearbook Rule

Posted on April 24, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Ms. Boms’ Yearbook Rule – n. a rule that dictates how Ms. Boms is able to confiscate your yearbook.  The rule is stated as follows:

“If out and open at an inappropriate time, I will confiscate the book and save it for you until the 19th of June.”

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Quote #20254

Posted on March 2, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“Bassanio ?’s -> Partia -> can only marry man who chooses correct casket gold/silver/lead”

– Ms. Boms

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Quote #17069

Posted on January 29, 2011 by davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

::talking about Ms. Boms who isn’t really dead::

“even from the grave, she torments us!”

– davepoobond

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Quote #16255

Posted on January 24, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“?! What Da #@$!”

::an arrow pointing to it says…::

“This is not Appropriate for school dude!!! Miss Boms will Not approve”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16252

Posted on January 24, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“Miss Boms is a PEDAGOGUE!”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #15101

Posted on January 16, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“what happens when you don’t just make something, you invent something?”

::Ms. Boms fastforwards::

– from the TV

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Quote #14339

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“or are all of us tiny human midgets?”

– Ms. Boms

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Quote #14338

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“y’know, that lightsaber gonna be thrown away or something…its making a lot of noise and its disruptive”

– Ms. Boms

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Quote #14337

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

::being a bitch::

– Ms. Boms

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Quote #14336

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“…not gonna be prejudice against him because he has a nerdy name”

– Ms. Boms

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Quote #14335

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“a working Joe Shmoe”

::laugh::

– Ms. Boms

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Quote #14334

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“would you expect someone like Leonardo DiCaprio to have a love song?”

– Ms. Boms

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Quote #14333

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“it doesn’t rhyme you don’t rhyme, and no rhyming”

– Ms. Boms

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Quote #14332

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“you guys awake?  You know what free verse is?”

– Ms. Boms

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Quote #14331

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“you vailate, rapidly in your mind”

::hand motions::

– Ms. Boms

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