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Joke #26098

Posted on October 20, 2018 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Much of his life, Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot, which produced callouses on his feet.  He also ate very little, which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he often had bad breath.

Do you know what this made him?  A super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

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Quote #14674

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“people-are-aroused!”

– Gandhi (1982)

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Quote #14673

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“you will be my daughter”

– Gandhi (1982)

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Gandhi

Posted on August 10, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Gandhi – n.  a mythical being made up to scare Pakistani children

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