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Poetry and Songs, (F) Popeye Songs

Popeye Song #7277

September 21, 2007 A Squackler Leave a comment

Popeye the sailor man,

I live in a garbage can,

Rub fish on my thong then Put it on,…

Popeye the sailor man

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Mr. Person
Poetry and Songs, (F) Popeye Songs

Popeye Song #7276

September 21, 2007 A Squackler Leave a comment

I’m Popeye the sailor man

I live in a caravan

I turned on the gas

and blew up my ass

I’m popeye the saloir maaaaaaaan

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crackhead
Poetry and Songs, (F) Popeye Songs

Popeye Song #7275

September 21, 2007 A Squackler Leave a comment

I’m Saddam the dictator man.

The U.S. is shooting missles up my can.

I gas my own people, cause’ I’m awfully evil.

I’m Saddam the dictator man.

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Uncle Sam
Poetry and Songs, (F) Popeye Songs

Popeye Song #7274

September 21, 2007 A Squackler Leave a comment

I’m Popeye the sailor man,

my taste in women is bland.

I like olive oyl, is she really a goyl ?

She sure ain’t no venus, she might have a penis !

I’m popeye the confused as to what sex Olive Oyl is and why I’m even attracted to her and always figthing Bluto over her … Sailor Man.

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Captain Super
Poetry and Songs, (F) Popeye Songs

Popeye Song #7273

September 21, 2007 Boxtop11 Leave a comment

I’m Popeye the Salior Man

I moved in with Sam I Am

This guy’s a real jackass

So I killed him in Chem class

I’m Popeye the Salior Man!

OLE!

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Poetry and Songs, (F) Popeye Songs

Popeye Song #7272

September 21, 2007 A Squackler Leave a comment

I’m popeye the sailor man

I live in a garbage can

I smell lots of odor

Cause I live near the boarder

I’m popeye the salior man

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Sam
(F) Popeye Songs, Poetry and Songs

Popeye Song #7271

September 21, 2007 A Squackler Leave a comment

I’M POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN

GOT MARRIED TO A MAN

AND I DON’T KNOW WHY

I CHANGED MY SEX

NOW I’M POPEYE THE GAY SAILOR MAN

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EMMA AKA OLIVE
Poetry and Songs, (F) Popeye Songs

Popeye Song #7270

September 21, 2007 Go Smoke A Toilet Leave a comment

I’m Popeye the sailor man

I smoke Pinocchio

Every day and every night

I smoke Pinocchio!!!!!!!!!!

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Poetry and Songs, (F) Popeye Songs

Popeye Song #7269

September 21, 2007 Go Smoke A Toilet Leave a comment

I’m Popeye the sailor man

Ouch

I’m Popeye the sailor man!

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Poetry and Songs, (F) Popeye Songs

Popeye Song #7268

September 21, 2007 Go Smoke A Toilet Leave a comment

I’m Popeye the sailor man

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I’m Popeye the sailor man!

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Poetry and Songs, (F) Popeye Songs

Popeye Song #7267

September 21, 2007 Go Smoke A Toilet Leave a comment

I’m Popeye The Toilet Man

I smoke it all night

And I hate racists that say credit cards taste good

I’m mini-me the mini-man!!!!!

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Poetry and Songs, (F) Popeye Songs

Popeye Song #7266

September 21, 2007 Go Smoke A Toilet Leave a comment

I’m Popeye the Sailor Man

I live in a deoderant can

My buddy says “Mama”

When I pull his string

I’m Popeye the Modem Man!

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Poetry and Songs, (F) Popeye Songs

Popeye Song #7265

September 21, 2007 Go Smoke A Toilet Leave a comment

I’m Popeye the sailor man

Go smoke my deoderant

And when you do finish go smoke my eff nail

Cuz I’m King Mongkut Sailor Man!!!!!

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Poetry and Songs, (F) Popeye Songs

Popeye Song #7264

September 21, 2007 A Squackler Leave a comment

I’m Popeye the sailor man

I live in a caravan

Theres a hole in the middle

where i do a piddle

I’m popeye the sailor man

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Booooobies
(F) Popeye Songs, Poetry and Songs

Popeye Song #7263

September 21, 2007 A Squackler Leave a comment

I’m popeye the sailor man

I live in a fire land

I eat lots of spinach

And crumbled at the finish

I’m popeye the sailor man – toot toot

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