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(F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #7352

September 21, 2007 Go Smoke A Toilet Leave a comment

I hate this

Friggin thing

Called not having a license

Let’s hang them and also Barney and Chemistry

Watch ’em suffer, watch ’em drop!

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(F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #7351

September 21, 2007 Go Smoke A Toilet Leave a comment

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s set on fire: Chemistry

So we don’t have to suffer it’s pointlessness again

Stop the friggin suff-fer-en!

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(F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #7350

September 21, 2007 Go Smoke A Toilet Leave a comment

I’d like a

Roadtest in

The year of 2003

So I’ll finally drive a-motherfrickin-lone

Anywhere that I can go!

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(F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #7349

September 21, 2007 Go Smoke A Toilet Leave a comment

I hate them

Licenses

Let’s burn them in a fire

So no one can frickin drive in this frickin world

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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(F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #7348

September 21, 2007 Go Smoke A Toilet Leave a comment

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s kill Barney, hee hee hee

I’m insane, oh yes I know, I don’t give a darn

Barney’s burned down in a barn!

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(F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #7347

September 21, 2007 Go Smoke A Toilet Leave a comment

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s hang Barney from a tree

And the rest of all the group follows on the spot

Broadcast this and watch them drop!

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(F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #7346

September 21, 2007 Go Smoke A Toilet Leave a comment

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s hang chemis-friggin-try

It’s a useless piece of junk, clogging our dang minds

Barney’s also like this, too!

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(F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #7345

September 21, 2007 Go Smoke A Toilet Leave a comment

I hate you

You hate me

We’re an angry family

With a punch and a kick and a bite from here to there

Barney’s in a grave, that’s where!

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(F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #7344

September 21, 2007 Go Smoke A Toilet Leave a comment

Chemistry

And Barney

Two things that I hate, really

So put them both in an incubator

And set the temperature way too high.

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(F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #7343

September 21, 2007 Go Smoke A Toilet Leave a comment

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s hang channel 4 from a tree

What the heck were they thinking when the Barney show was shown?

They shoulda known that Barney blowed!

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(F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #7342

September 21, 2007 Go Smoke A Toilet Leave a comment

I hate him

I hate it

I don’t really give a………..darn

About the two things that I really hate

Chemistry and Barney, mate!

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(F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #7341

September 21, 2007 Go Smoke A Toilet Leave a comment

I hate you

You hate me

Aren’t you tired of this line you see?

So let’s get to the point and say what I hate

Chemistry and Barney, mate!

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(F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #7340

September 21, 2007 Go Smoke A Toilet 1 Comment

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s make Chemistry go on a killing spree

Wait, that’s impossible. I HATE CHEMISTRY!!!!!!

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(F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #7339

September 21, 2007 Go Smoke A Toilet Leave a comment

Barney had some cannibals

Cannibals

Cannibals

Barney had some cannibals

And they liked Chemistry

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Poetry and Songs, (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #7338

September 21, 2007 Go Smoke A Toilet Leave a comment

Chemistry

Chemistry

Barney Barney Barney Barney

These are the things that really, really tick off me

Barney sucks more, though

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