I hate you

You hate me

Let’s all get a frickin license

With a road test coming up who-knows-frickin-when

I will get my license then!

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s get eaten up by jealousy

And get enraged every time we get driven by a peer

And hope our road test’s getting near!

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s all plot to kill Barney

When he slips on the wax and falls to the floor,

No more purple dinosaur!

I hate you

You hate me

Is this song frickin poetry?

I wanna see licenses, homework, Barney and Chemistry burn

What a lesson we’d all learn!g

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s hang licenses from a tree

Or better yet watch them burn in a fire

And broadcast it on live TV!!!

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s eat some macaroni and cheese

Then get jealous of people who have their licenses

Then end the day with homework…ugh

I hate you

You hate me

I know stuff that would please me

Burning licenses, homework, Chemistry and Barney

And broadcasting it on live TV!

I hate you

You hate me

I’m overcome by jealousy

Burn the licenses that are had by teenagers

And stop when I get frickin mine!!!

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s take a road test here with me

With a pass and the joy that I have my frickin license

Good God I need my license!!!

I hate you

You hate me

We’re Jerry Springer’s family

With a punch and a kick and maim from me to you

Nobody says, “I love you!”

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s burn frickin jealousy

That, along with homework, Chemistry and Barney

And broadcast it on live TV!

I hate you

You hate me

If you’re easily overtaken by jealousy

Never accept a ride from one of your old peers

If they have a license and you don’t!

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s hang homework from a tree

And then let’s hang Barney and Chemis-frickin-tree

And broadcast it on live TV!

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s hang Barney from a tree

And broadcast it live on tv

Oh, how I hate Chemistry!