“eat less, poop less”
– davepoobond
Quote #16877
“fear less, poop MORE”
– davepoobond
Quote #16875
“Live each poop as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruits of your labor, and resign yourself to the influences of each poop”
– davepoobond
Quote #16874
“Use your own poop to make note-taking easier and faster”
– davepoobond
Quote #16873
“Poo is one of nature’s most fragile things, but they just look what they can do when they stick together”
– davepoobond
Quote #16872
“All our dreams can come true, we just have to push them out of our butts”
– davepoobond
Quote #16871
“take responsibility for your actions. who else will poo for you?”
– davepoobond
Quote #16870
“when pooing, change your task every hour to ensure top mental performance. E.G. poo first, then answer questions”
– davepoobond
Quote #16869
“demand top pooing performance. If you don’t think you can do it, who will?”
– davepoobond
Quote #16868
“learn how to poo. keep you interest high, your anxiety low, and approach each piece with enthusiasm”
– davepoobond
Quote #16867
“you will learn most effectively when you poo harder and have fun at the same time”
– davepoobond
Quote #16866
“disover. plan. do! NOTHING!”
– davepoobond
Quote #16865
“real friends don’t let friends take drugs, but who thinks that?”
– davepoobond
Quote #16864
“resolve poo poo conflicts”
– davepoobond
Quote #16863
“I really dislike that DYKE”
– davepoobond