“beware of the phrase ‘in 4 years,’ that means the future”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
“beware of the phrase ‘in 4 years,’ that means the future”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“spread it out to both of them”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“HEY. REMEMBER PIERRE IS ONE YEAR YOUNGER!”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“she’s negative 5 years old?”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“last year she is 4 years older than she is now?”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“there’s a keyword. Younger means subtract”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“…Pierre’s age NOW”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“I like the b letter”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“its fascinating how you say ‘shh!’ the minute I turn around”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“I really don’t feel like being the behavior patrol…every-day…”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“I don’t hear with my eyeballs”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“14 = 12”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“whoa…we missed that one, didn’t we?”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“along with your scan card”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“no other questions”
::claps twice::
– Mr. Shaft-Man