“if peeing your pants is cool, consider me miles davis”
– Billy Madison (1995)
Category Archives: Quotes
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
Quote #14593
“who’d steal 30 bagged lunches? ill tell ya who took those lunches. its that damn Sasquatch”
– Billy Madison (1995)
Quote #14592
“gettin layyyyyyyyyyyed!, gettin layyyyyed gettin layed gettin layed!”
– from a movie
Quote #14591
“That’s a very, very nice walkie talkie you have there”
– Chill Factor (1999)
also known as “That movie with Cuba Gooding Jr. being an ice cream truck delivery guy”
Quote #14590
“Did they send me daughters…..when I asked for sons? I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU!!”
– Mulan (1998)
Quote #14589
“a plane can’t fly at negative miles per hour”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
Quote #14588
“would I lie to you ever?”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
Quote #14587
“dumb little dimple things”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
Quote #14586
“don’t do it dumbly”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
Quote #14585
“blindly bubble”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
Quote #14584
“I know, the 5 letter dirty word. You have to think”
::other people in the class say “think” with him::
– Mr. Shaft-Man
Quote #14583
“you guys like playing what if, so I’m gonna play what if with you”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
Quote #14582
“that’s the smallest it can be can it be bigger?”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
Quote #14581
“zero x value is zero”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
Quote #14580
“this is going to be a negative number, there’s no way around it”
– Mr. Shaft-Man