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Category Archives: Poetry and Songs
Poetry and songs. Funny and serious.
Jingle Bells Song #7288
Dashing through the snow
In a pair of broken skis
Over the hills we go
Bashing into trees
OW! OW! OW!
The snow is turning red
I think I’m almost dead
Rush me to the hospital
Before I lose my head
Jingle Bells Song #7287
jingle bells
bat man smells
robin layed a egg
made a fart behind the cart
and blew up the usa
Jingle Bells Song #7286
scooby dooby doo,
scooby dooby doo…
give me a scooby snack,
then i will smack you on the back.
Jingle Bells Song #7285
Gliding through the Snow,
On a pair of Broken Skis,
Over the snow we go,
Crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red,
I think I’m almost dead,
But now I’m in the Hospital Bed
With Stitches in my head!
Jingle Bells Song #7284
Jingle Bells Batman Smells
Robin laid an egg
Joker stole the Batmobile
And then he rode away!
Jingle Bells Song #7283
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost its wheel
and Joker got away
hey!
(repeat)
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost its wheel
and Joker took ballet
hey!
(repeat)
Batmans in the kitchen
Robins in the Hall
Joker’s in the bathroom
Peeing on the wall!
Popeye Song #7282
I’m Buck the hillbilly man
(hiyolk)
I have buck teeth and dress in flee-bitten old clothes
(hiyolk)
I live on moonshine and a packet of pork rinds
I’m Buck the hillbilly man
I’m Buck the hillbilly man
(hiyolk)
My home is a shack in old hick town
(hiyolk)
I’m armed with a shotgun to buckshot trespassers keisters
I’m Buck the hillbilly man
Popeye Song #7281
I’m Bill the fat construction worker man
I live on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
When I use my jackhammer my plumber’s crack is exposed
I’m Bill the fat construction worker man
Popeye Song #7280
I’m popoff the farting man
(fart-fart)
I live on eggs and baked beans
(fart-fart)
I light up my farts and blowtorch me mates
I’m popoff the farting man
Popeye Song #7279
I’m Robbo the yobbo man
(Oi! Oi!)
I wear a pair of thongs
(Oi! Oi!)
Stubby shorts and shearer’s singlet
I’m Robbo the yobbo man
I’m Robbo the yobbo man
(Oi! Oi!)
I drive a Kingswood ute
(Oi! Oi!)
Down to the pub to get pissed with me mates
I’m Robbo the yobbo man
I’m Robbo the yobbo man
(Oi! Oi!)
I live in old rusty tin roof farm house
(Oi! Oi!)
I watch footy on TV while drinkin a slab of VB
I’m Robbo the yobbo man
I’m Robbo the yobbo man
(Oi! Oi!)
I have a beer gut
(Oi! Oi!)
Because I live on beer and meat pies and am a lazy bloke
I’m Robbo the yobbo man
I’m Robbo the yobbo man
(Oi! Oi!)
I like to hang out at the cricket
(Oi! Oi!)
To boo the opposite team and launch beer cans at them
I’m Robbo the yobbo man
I’m Robbo the yobbo man
(Oi! Oi!)
I own a cattle dog
(Oi! Oi!)
He’s name is Bluey and he barks 24/7
I’m Robbo the yobbo man
I’m Robbo the yobbo man
(Oi! Oi!)
I own a dunny can
(Oi! Oi!)
It stinks of shit and piss because I never clean it out
I’m Robbo the yobbo man
I’m Robbo the yobbo man
(Oi! Oi!)
I worship footy and cricket
(Oi! Oi!)
Because Shane Warn is god and Plugger is the devil
I’m Robbo the yobbo man
I’m Robbo the yobbo man
(Oi! Oi!)
I’m Robbo the yobbo man
(Oi! Oi!)
I’m a fat lazy ocker that doesn’t give a shit
I’m Robbo the YOBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!
(Oi! Oi!)
(Aussie Aussie Aussie!!! Oi Oi Oi!!!)
Popeye Song #7278
I’m popeye the sailor man
I shove my hand up his can
I am really gay
Cuz I kiss men all day
Im popeye the gay spinache dude who…eats spinach to be all buff so he can get olive oyl but thats just an exuse cuz he like men…because hes gay…the sailor man…TOOT TOOT!
Popeye Song #7277
Popeye the sailor man,
I live in a garbage can,
Rub fish on my thong then Put it on,…
Popeye the sailor man
Popeye Song #7276
I’m Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan
I turned on the gas
and blew up my ass
I’m popeye the saloir maaaaaaaan
Popeye Song #7275
I’m Saddam the dictator man.
The U.S. is shooting missles up my can.
I gas my own people, cause’ I’m awfully evil.
I’m Saddam the dictator man.