Write your name in ninja by converting the letters in your name using the following key:
| A = ka | B = zu | C = mi | D = te | E = ku | F = lu | G = ji | H = r | I = ki |
| J = zu | K = me | L = ta | M = rin | N = to | O = mo | P = no | Q = ke | R = shi |
| S = ari | T = chi | U = do | V = ru | W = me | X = na | Y = fu | Z = zi |
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Names in Ninja:
Tekaruku Nomomo Zumotote (Dave Poo Bond)
Post a comment telling us yours!
To find your Porn-Star name, you take your middle name and your street name. Like if your middle name is David and your street name is Oakwood, your Porn Star name would be David Oakwood.
Leave a comment and tell us your Porn-Star name!
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Squackle! Fans:
Suzanne Olive
Nicole Carle
John Carmel
Renee Fiore
Buys Springhill
Michael Southwold
Kathryn Jefferson
James Linden
Peter Gould
Robert Blue Devil
Mikey Chestnut
Giljam Wildzang
Noelle Hickory Tree
Jeannie Walker
Marie Durand
Dale Mainsail
Jane Second
Reece Carr
Benjamin Romayne
Timothy Duchamp
Anne Mt Blanc
Thomas Route
Ashley Enchanted
Aloha Rowell
Linda Pearson
James Elevvven
William Oakes
Heidi Nykvist
Mannie Williams
Tom Blackstone
Eyre Accent
Michael Ridge
Marie Lake
Sailor Joe
Jo Baker
Tobias Ekman
James Eleven
Lynn Robertson
Kaye Irvin
Allen Irvin
Evangeline Memorial
James Guadalupe
David Little John
Lynn Watertree
Hope Robin
Moses Upland
Martin Glenfield
Melissa Peters
Donald Huntington
Ann Creekstone
Albert Starlane
Dowe Park
Ashley West Broad
Robert Finale
Elaine Sentry
Elaine MidBluff
Earl Prospect
Franklin Crest
Paul Ash
Nicole Sawyer
Matthew Merritt
Robyn Durham
Leigh Mingo
Irena Berkely
Nichole Verner
Ann Stope
Lynn Stancil
Joseph California
Allen McCarthy
Marie Contut
Lee Cainbridge
Gabrielle Owens
Edward Hill View
Geoff Warner
Anthony Hancock
Taylor Timberwood
Ann Brownstown
James Buena Vista
Xizhe Palmerston
Louise Tiffany
Merritt Smurf
Joseph Carefree
Leeann Sunset
Irma Ashberry
Roger Oak
Jess Villa
Scott Andy Holt
Michael Goldstream
Anne Virginia
Richard Satellite
Reene Jones
SUGA LYONS
MARIE LINCOLN
William Hillside
James Diablo
Avalon Squaw
Ann Walnut
Allen Briarbrook
James Viper
Edward Jammit
Mike Hunt
Marie Cameron
Mandy Nordegg
Marguerite Bethany
William Woodhaven
John Spring
John Horseshoe
Priscilla Mandelion
Tommy Tough Nuts
Anne Stavanger
Louise Everton
Krista Longwoods
Aurore Haynes
Grace Sugar Hill Circle
Marie Main
Scott Hillcrest
Micheal South
Kennith Ridge
Astra Cindy
Matt Rogers
Danielle 5th
Arthur Kraft
Lynn Smurfsucker
Jin Pwoooooby
Dewey College
Marie Olympia
Gretchen Woodman
Conrad Harper
Rob Rock-et
Hayley Hill
Allyse Chilton
John Harmony
Marcin Driftcurrent
Louis Dunkirk
Damian Simpson
Ellie Minerve
Jane Lakewood
Grenadina Likurmixer
Scott Rodecker
Joey Baseballs
Micheal Torris
Anthony Oak
Rose Northminster
Jacob Roweland
Up-er-lee-os up the Arse
David Kendal
Manny Amherst
Steven Grand
Kathleen Prescott
Anne Embarcadero
Brandi Johnston
Lisa O’Bannon
Kristopher Robinwood
Elizabeth Tadcaster
Scott Newton
Joe Cortes
Catherine Coralridge
Michelle Elizabeth Grange
Barbie Bushwaker
Giles Schirmer
George Steamboat
Rex Vicksburg
John Homes
Steven Nicoll
Toby Citation
Ashley Linden
Sarah Bluebonnet
Dick Hyde
Cherry Poppins
Thomas Trask
Elizabeth River
Elizabeth Glass
Indee Avenue
Misty Circle
Joel Stanton
Ruth Jenwood
Marshall Bitchtits
Gayen
John School
Gregor Lochbridge
Avery Montgomery
Valerie Woodswallow
Alan Oxford
Allen Blossom
Eric 450 E
Joseph Suzanne Ridge
Nicole St. Rd. 252
David Cortez
Wayne Timberlake Trail
Brandon Thickety Trace
Jarrett Landry
Raymond Mainsgate
Allen Ramblewood
Michael Vista
Alexander Garrison
Jake Paradise
Brooke Cherry
Scott Woodhaven
Newell Marquis
Anthony Marion
Anthony Palm
Allan Oliver
Daniel Valiant
Chris Carver
Garland Harmony
Ann 17th
T Cranbrook
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Most Famous (and Funny) porn-star names:
1. Dave Cottage
2. Butch Quaker
3. Lucy Sixety-nine (Street in New York City)
4. Bill Hardman
5. Scott Prospect (Sounds more like a rapper)
6. Kelly Hamburg
7. Johnathon Johnson
9. Dale Kingston
10. Lisa Trout Brook
11. Jamie Frankfurt
12. Mei Huron
13. Marie Peartree
14. Annie Squidwash
15. Tina Liverworst
16. Trinie Deluxe
17. Toaster Funk
18. Arnie Bigass
19. Fredrick Starpool
20. Ghandi Flavah
21. Squakle Squickle
22. Osama Cavehunter
23. Barbie Bushwacker
24. Melanie Mackit
25. Betty Boligrafo
26. Prissy Emberly
27. Ronnie Emberly
28. Edith Crumpowski
29. Lady Dorothy
30. Chet Farquirk
31. Melissa Stookface
32. Shelly Tarpit
33. Megan Bloomers
34. Hardwood Longjohnson
It appears that Lucas uses a formula to create all those stupid names you see in the Star Wars trilogy and Phantom Menace (Jar Jar Binks, Obi Wan, etc.). To see what your Star Wars name is, follow the steps below…
Star Wars First Name
1. Take the first 3 letters of your last name.
2. Add to that, the first 2 letters of your first name.
Star Wars Last Name
1. Take the first 2 letters of your mother’s maiden name.
2. Add to that the first 3 letters of the name of the town or city you were born in.
There you go! There’s your Star Wars Name.
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Leave a comment and tell us your Star Wars Name!
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Squackle! Fans:
Hamje Hoble (Jen Hamblet)
Elrdo Pagal (Donald Elrod)
Essma Halos (stimpyismyname)
Amida Asgle (davepoobond)
Shini Miwal
Minsh Lasea
Berge Pawes (Holmes)
Piele Nucar
Newli Bemis
Milla Bumon
Neyhi Cobru
Garal WeHol
Brast Cakan
Solba Bacha
Hopst Koarl
Harda Ropho
Mikha Busco
Judla Rewar
Pareli Shmem
Jeill Sanma
Scuda Abbos
Koepe Culon
Terja Sytex
Bulas Sulas
Honeu Jalac
Cremersco Carco
Ooraa Holiv
Chami Rigar
Brewe Diroa
Kersa Oknep
Onema Hahel
Silky Mocol
Schde Zeiyor
Leyki Bewat
Curtis Quaker Church
Larda Krsag (David Millar)
Amsry Wodur (Ryan Adams)
Honde Smwil
Kimhy Leseo
Spely Sucha
Colel Saeph
Webal Pabil
Culhael Miver
Ausda Haper
Deima Tibet
JOHNA DUCHE
Melsm Crgal
Whima Whgra
Stokr Calan
Brooba Mylksmak
Gonma Canew [Manuel Gonzalez]
Baspu Moalb
Kelso Tathe
Graja Diric
Strla Visal
Galmi Gachi
Perda Pilee (Darrel Pepper)
Danba Aldar (Daniel Bainbridge)
Lopel Lasan
Joyme Lywey
Leyju Jacuc
Gonju Zesan
Neear Camun
Mukli Chihar
Warri Secai
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Found In an E-Mail:
1. Casan Maphi (Andy Castillo)
2. Trume Keoce (Megan Trudeau)
3. Walje Bopor (Jessica Wallace)
4. Finas Frbal (Ashley Finch)
5. Chach Pulex
6. Chabo Pulex
7. Gleje Peath (Jennifer Gleisner)
8. Gleas Pedoy (Ashley Gleisner)
9. Cifda Pipri (Dawn Cifone)
10. Glejo Pefai (Jodi Gleisner)
11. Hayca Grcor (Cathy Hayek)
12. Hoyke Ricor (Kenny Hoyos)
13. Marmi Accor (Michelle Maresh)
14. Permi Rocor- (Mike Perez)
15. Micni Smor-(Nicole Michaud)
16. Wheal Fanor (Alyssa Wheeler)
17. Hanca Finor (Crystal Haner)
18. Dunru Thcor (Ruth Dunn)
19. Milai Nacor (Aimee Millangue)
20. Demli Clcor [(Princess) Lindsay DeMoss]
21. Minka Racol (Katy Miner)
22. SMINI MAOKL (NICOLE SMITH)
23. ROSCH WHALB (Cheryl Rosel)
24. Smokr Faaus (Kristen Smolik)
25. Malem Padal (Emily Maloney)
26. Blaka Hiaus (Kathleen Blackwood)
27. galmi ruaus (michelle galaviz)
28. Wadly Alpal (Lynsey)
29.Viobr Lipal (Brian Viola, Palm Springs)
30. Meani Buora (Nick Meade)
31. Whili Kahar (Lisa White)
32. Speli Comis ( Lindsay Spence)
33. Bluch Ibsan ( Christine Blue
34. Wislt Mopal (Stephanie Willis)
35.Fabur Snupl (Urs Fabiano)
36. Marau Elpal (Autumn Martino)
37. Breke Hepas (Kelly Bresanello)
38. Lotta Heriv (Tara Lotstein)
39. Batro Crhaw (Robert Bates)
How to do it: Get your Dad’s last three letters of his first name, say it is Christopher, it would be ‘her’.
Now do the same with your mom’s. Say her name is jackie, it’d be ‘kie’. Put it together: herkie [her-kee].
Now, get your middle name’s last three letters, and your last name’s last FOUR letters. Say it is Greg and Harrison. It would be: regison!
Now…. put them all together, and what do you have? HERKIE REGISON!
If you want to show your retard name, leave a comment!
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Squackle! Fans’ Retard Names:
Ricfer Iamsen (stimpyismyname)
Uisdes Ottocco (Holmes)
Rgeina Ohnrian (davepoobond)
Minsh Lasea
Ardlen Yreeney
Ertara Annaugh
Ottrol Aronnson
Artncy Nesuart
Sonnor Mesnson
Ndyndy Erthopk
Gerone Adrison
Ark Ami Ernssna
Ottsan Jamnson
Ertryl Ielbolt
Ickis Lancott
Aryudy Nnemann
Shaena Llegina
Ianois Naeskas
Ohnrah Ndyolan
Ertill Arkoway
Honary Rinrsky
Aldron Arepson
Aveane Mesicks
Tisina Ynnrill
Iamcie Sesdder
Ndyisa Annhart
Coblli Alderry
Essisa Layhson
Ikeila Hanhead
Aelesa Aulgnon
Illnie Ertward
Aveane Meskcs
Masfer Nneston
Mas-nna Ardagna
Vidawn Vidnter
Onytha Ottmith
Reyann Reyane
Aryina Fayhall (fail)
Eddern Annuler
Pamhon Stonlton
Ondary Tisbrien
Ertryl Onyllar (David Millar)
Tomsan Kercade
Aryhia Iamppas
Elleen Ephultz
Arkele Eleeman
Venren Itebert
Ertrie Iamelly
Rgerah Ohntzer
Matt Derrikson
IAMRET EENSTON
Aldsan Nneson
Ahenie Orejian
Aldren Otthite
Acktte Meswards
Toilet Peebunch
Rryret Eneenes
Oorneh Verdian
Iamose Oseald
Printer Burner
Ottmeg Cobnson
Gerrie Ethrong
Vanica Itaomic
Ieltie Lleaity
Renine Berrove
Herfer Lesrick
Saklpy Llehian
Leomia Herillo
Enceice Venlin
Aldrly Mesders
Effndy Llynton
Teraye Leedlen
allllealliller
Iamyan Leslish
First name: Take your street name, and take off the letters before the 1st vowel. If your street has a vowel in the beginning of the word, just take off all the letters before the 2nd vowel. If your street name is two words, make it one word.
Last name: Add “ian” to your first name (not the Armenian first name). If your name ends in a “i” or “y” just put “an” on the end. If it ends in a vowel add a “yan” to it instead. If it ends in a “ia” or “ya” just add “n”
Not everyone will have a good Armenian Name for this formula, but there are some pretty good ones that come out!
Leave a comment to tell us your Armenian Name!
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Armenian Names:
Armel Davidian (davepoobond)
Ibson Alanian (Evil Hell Cow)
Pect Dylanian (BALTAUR SAMA)
Ice Michaelanian
Esert Davidian (Redneck Reo)
Ak Jordanian (Soy Beans)
Oneglen Stimpyian (stimpyismyname)
Eland Elmoyan (elmoisfurry)
Ould Noseyan (Nose)
Essica Brooksian
Aigmoor Evanian (i like celery)
Iore Sherrisian
Ott Georgeyan (Holmes)
Ayfox Amandayan
Erson Alycian
Inden Stevenian
Ing Emmayan
Illery Steveyan
Ing Mikeyan
Anc Jessicayan
Orton Kellyan
Ent Hilaryan
An Danian
Aa Ardayan
Oreville Gingerian
Arlane Eugeneian
Itsy Sarahian
A Mikeyan
Ottonmouth Davidian
Haikaz Tombakian
Ilgrim Ekayan
Armene Hasmig Yapoujian
Inchester Kevinian
Stepan Tiratsuyan
Ifhorn Shaneyan
Unset Denayan
Amsgate Scottian
Am Fultonian
Oca Damienian
Idger Kimian
Lside Colinyan
Edar Marissayan
Ari Teseyan
Ethany Elizabethian
Eey Dylian
Ing Davidian
Estnut Tayalian
ESSEY NANCYAN
Er Jefferyan
Ission Annetteyan
Aven Lisayan
Osh Jian
Hovsep Gasparysn
Unnyhill Jessician
Eland Paulian
Ilton Wayneyan
Aci Lacian
Anterbury Jessicayan
Ercer Scottian
Kantarian
Obert Amandayan
Chbridge Emmayan
Inney Mckinneyan