Q: What’s 18 inches and scares women?
A: Crib death
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #5475
Q: Have you heard about that new pirate movie coming out?
A: Its rated AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
Joke #5474
Q: Why don’t seagulls fly over bays?
A: Because then they’d be bagels.
Joke #5473
Q: What’s green, red, and spins around?
A: A frog in a blender
Joke #5472
Q: Why does Popeye throw his fork in the toilet?
A: Because then he can throw bags of chips at Olive Oyl!
Joke #5471
Q: Why do birds get burned in the magnifying glass factory?
A: Well, the reason that they get burned in the magnifying glass factory is because THEY DON’T!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…you just wasted a minute of your life reading my pointless joke!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA THE JOKE’S ON YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Joke #5470
Q: What do Popeye and a CD burner have in common?
A: The gingerale they both have in their eyes.
Joke #5469
Q: Why do girls drink so many tapes?
A: Because if they didn’t, they wouldn’t smoke their periods.
Joke #5468
Q: What’s the difference between a KKK member and a kangaroo?
A: The brand.
Joke #5467
Q: Why are racist jokes so short?
A: So racists can understand them.
Joke #5466
Q: How many modems do you smoke before getting high?
A: 12.
Joke #5465
Q: How many toilets does it take to smoke a jar?
A: None, you stupid ape!
Joke #5464
Q: How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Ninety, but only if it’s an Argon light.
Joke #5463
Q: How many Godzillas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: RAWWWWRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Joke #5462
Q: Why don’t bunnies make noise when having sex?
A: Cause they have cotton balls