Q: Why do white people like to have sex in front of the mirror?
A: Objects may be larger than they appear.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #5625
Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar full of jelly beans?
A: The black ones take your watch
Joke #5624
Q: How do you blindfold an Asian?
A: With dental floss
Joke #5623
Q: Why is the Afghan Air Force easy to train?
A: You only need to teach them how to take off
Joke #5622
Q: Why is a black person like a vending machine?
A: Neither work, but both take your money
Joke #5621
Q: How do you make a black guy wear a condom?
A: By putting a Nike logo on it
Joke #5620
Q: Why don’t black people like heavy metal?
A: They get enough of it in jail.
Joke #5619
Q: How do you know an Asian broke into your house?
A: When your computeer is upgraded, homework is done, and he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Joke #5618
Q: How do you starve a Phillipino?
A: Lock up their dogs
Joke #5617
Q: What do a black woman and a hockey player have in common?
A: They both change their pads after 3 periods
Joke #5616
Q: What does a white woman make for dinner?
A: Reservations
Joke #5615
Q: What’s the only thing positive about a Somalian?
A: HIV
Joke #5614
Q: What’s the difference between Bigfoot and a hard working black person?
A: They have pictures of Bigfoot.
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Another variation of this joke:
Q: What’s the difference between Bigfoot and a hard working black person?
A: Bigfoots been spotted.
Joke #5613
Q: What kind of cans are in Mexico?
A: MexiCANS.
Joke #5612
Q: Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team?
A: All of the ones that can run, jump, or swim have already made it across the border.