I just came back from a pleasure trip. I drove my mother-in-law to the airport.
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Joke #12368
BACHELOR: “Mr. Smith, I want permission to marry your daughter.”
FATHER: “Before I give you my answer, I have to know one thing. Do you drink?”
BACHELOR: “Thanks, but business before pleasure.”
Joke #12367
When it comes to gossip, my wife is like a skilled surgeon. She’s always cutting people down to size.
Joke #12366
Two men met by the office water cooler. The first said, “I’m going to Yellowstone Park next week.”
The other man said, “That’s swell. Don’t forget to see Old Faithful.”
The first man took a sip of water and replied, “See it? I’m taking her with me.”
Joke #12365
My wife is what’s known as a clumsy confidant. Tell her a secret and she ends up spilling beans.
Joke #12364
LADY: “Did your daughter take it to heart when her fiancé asked for the engagement ring back?”
FATHER: “No. She took it to court.”
Joke #12363
If money talks, then my wife is Fort Knox.
Joke #12362
TILLIE: “Mary, are you still happily married to Tom?”
MARY: “No. Last year, a relationship that began with sentiment ended with a settlement.”
Joke #12361
My wife never has to wash dishes after dinner. Her cooking dissolves the china.
Joke #12360
A woman’s work is never done. And my wife’s housecleaning proves that.
Joke #12359
I wouldn’t trade my wife for anything in the world. Take her free of charge.
Joke #12358
WIFE: “Oh, dear, I’m sorry but the dog ate the chicken I made for your dinner.”
HUSBAND: “Don’t cry, dear. I’ll take you down to the pet store and buy you a new dog tomorrow.”
Joke #12357
When I first saw my wife, she turned my head with her looks. Now that we’re married, she turns my stomach with her cooking.
Joke #12356
My wife admits that she’s not perfect. She’s the first one to say she’s made mistakes in the past. That’s how she explains our marriage.
Joke #12355
Two husbands were sitting at the bar swapping complaints. “My wife can cook, but doesn’t,” sighed one man.
“Don’t feel bad,” replied the other husband. “My wife can’t cook, but does.”