Q: What’s the difference between a deer in the road and a black person in the road?

A: The deer has skid marks in front of it.

Q: How is spoiled milk and a fat white girl’s legs alike?

A: They’re both white and chunky

Q: What’s the difference between a white whore and a bitch?

A: The white whore would screw everybody in the room and the bitch would fuck everyone but you.

Q: What’s long, black, and stinks?

A: The unemployment line.

Q: What does BFI stand for on a dumpster?

A: Black Family Inside.

Q: What do you call a bunch of black people rolling down a hill?

A: A mud slide.

Q: What do you call a white man with a sheep under each arm?

A: A Pimp.

Q: How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?

A: None, white girls can’t screw

Q: What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?

A: They’re both stuck up cunts.

Q: What’s the difference between a white man and a snake?

A: One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

Q: What’s big, long, and white?

A: I still don’t know yet.