Q: Why are there so many trees in Harlem?
A: Public transportation.
Category Archives: (C) Offensive Jokes
Jokes that are more or less offensive.
Joke #5604
Q: What’s the longest word in a black man’s vocabulary?
A: Sheeeit.
Joke #5603
Q: What does the KKK and Nike have in common?
A: They both make black people run fast
Joke #5602
Q: Why don’t Mexicans have barbecues?
A: The beans keep falling through the grill
Joke #5601
Q: How come there aren’t any Mexicans on Star Trek?
A: They don’t work in the future, either.
Joke #5600
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool?
A: An oil spill
Joke #5599
Q: How do you get a Jew to commit suicide?
A: Throw a quarter on the L.A. expressway at rush hour.
Joke #5598
Q: Did you hear about the jewish child molester?
A: He hid in the bushes and said, “Hey little girl, wanna buy some candy?”
Joke #5597
Q: You’re in an elevator with a rattlesnake, a serial killer, and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets in it. What should you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
Joke #5596
Q: How does Santa Claus know he’s at a Jewish house?
A: Parking meters on the roof.
Joke #5595
Q: What did the Jewish father say when his son asked him for twenty dollars?
A: “Fifteen dollars? What do you need ten dollars for?
Joke #5594
Q: Why did the Jewish wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Someone dropped a quarter.
Joke #5593
Q: What should you do before a Jewish dentist puts you under?
A: Hide your wallet.
Joke #5592
Q: What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
A: Unemployed
Joke #5591
Q: Why do white people go to black peoples garage sales?
A: To get their shit back.