Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
You dont have to cry it was just a joke.
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Another variation of this joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry. I’m sure you’ll get a valentine this year!
Category Archives: (F) Knock Knock Jokes
These are knock knock jokes.
Joke #5381
Knock knock
Who’s there?
The stairs
The stairs who
The stairs on crack and hoes and weed and bitches and pimps and 50 Cent and in da club
Oh he’s the man the man with da HAT!!
Joke #5380
Knock knock
No-ones home
Joke #5379
Knock knock
Who’s there?
A little man who can’t reach the doorbell.
Ring ring
Who’s there?
A man who can ring the doorbell.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
I dont know I haven’t opened the door yet.
Joke #5378
Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Gojacoff.
Gojacoff who?
Gojacoff in your hat!
Joke #5377
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Police
Police who?
Police let us in.
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Another version of this joke:
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Police
Police who?
Police let me in there!
Joke #5376
Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Craig,
Craig who?
Craig Taylor.
Joke #5375
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dwayne…..
Dwayne who?
DWAYNE THE TUB I’M DROWNING!
Joke #5374
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce tell some good knock knock jokes.
Joke #5373
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Boo.
BOO WHO?
Stupid crybaby you always gotta cry!
Joke #5372
Knock knock
Who’s there?
You
You who
You, you’re the joke