These are the Stupid IMs. They’re stupid, duh. 1 to 1 messaging.
DrumsPlayMike: where are you getting it at?
stimpyismyname: MY MOM
DrumsPlayMike: HA
stimpyismyname: HOW BOUT YOU
DrumsPlayMike: I’m getting the bundle from nintendo
stimpyismyname: oh yeah
stimpyismyname: i couldn’t fit my dick in the cd
DrumsPlayMike: what?
stimpyismyname: so i gotta wait till it comes out on ps2
stimpyismyname: hello/
Previous message was not received by DrumsPlayMike because of error: User DrumsPlayMike is not available.
stimpyismyname: do you like games
SN Chopsui: ya
SN Chopsui: do u play diablo 2///
stimpyismyname: yeah
stimpyismyname: sometimes
SN Chopsui: WHERE IS A WEB SITE THAT HaS THE MAP HACK FOR DIABLO 2?????
stimpyismyname: oh
stimpyismyname: www.geocities.com/stinkybeefisgood
SN Chopsui: i need it to rush my friend
stimpyismyname: did u find it?
SN Chopsui: thanks
SN Chopsui: no
SN Chopsui: what the hell is that???
SN Chopsui: lol
stimpyismyname: lol
stimpyismyname: its my site
SN Chopsui: Whers map hack though
stimpyismyname: you have to go to chris-ciety
stimpyismyname: then softland
SN Chopsui: where on it???
SN Chopsui: where is it???
stimpyismyname: left side
stimpyismyname: chris-ciety
SN Chopsui: o
stimpyismyname: the softland
stimpyismyname: then softland
SN Chopsui: what?
stimpyismyname: see it?
SN Chopsui: ok
SN Chopsui: now wut?
stimpyismyname: u in softland?
SN Chopsui: theres houses!
stimpyismyname: click on the red one
SN Chopsui: k
SN Chopsui: u have way too much time on ur hands
SN Chopsui: k
SN Chopsui: now what?
stimpyismyname: go outside
stimpyismyname: and across the street
SN Chopsui: right or left???
stimpyismyname: i forgot what character has it
stimpyismyname: just wander around
SN Chopsui: ok
stimpyismyname: sign the guestbook when ur done
SN Chopsui: is it really here???
stimpyismyname: yeah
stimpyismyname: i put it up last monday
SN Chopsui: can u just send me it???
stimpyismyname: no
stimpyismyname: i have an old version of aim
SN Chopsui: i cant go across the street!
SN Chopsui: lol
SN Chopsui: im lookin at the pool
stimpyismyname: yeah
stimpyismyname: turn left
SN Chopsui: it wont let me
SN Chopsui: i clicked like 10 times
stimpyismyname: whats the url of the screen ur on
SN Chopsui: http://www.geocities.com/stinkybeefisgood/chrisstreetsouth.html
stimpyismyname: type a 2 after south
stimpyismyname: that work/
stimpyismyname: ?
SN Chopsui: ya
SN Chopsui: http://www.geocities.com/stinkybeefisgood/CLAReast2.html
SN Chopsui: where now???
SN Chopsui: i n house\
SN Chopsui: this is gay
SN Chopsui: just tell me the URL to get it
stimpyismyname: i dont know it
SN Chopsui: lo
SN Chopsui: ur lying
stimpyismyname: you have to go everywhere
SN Chopsui: its not even here
stimpyismyname: sign the guestbook
SN Chopsui: lol
SN Chopsui: u r gay
SN Chopsui: a creepy person
SN Chopsui: who is wanting my time
SN Chopsui: and this gay page
SN Chopsui: no way
stimpyismyname: cmon
SN Chopsui: no wy ur site is dumb
stimpyismyname: no
SN Chopsui: lol
SN Chopsui: ya
stimpyismyname: theres more to it
SN Chopsui: right…
stimpyismyname: just sign the guestbook
SN Chopsui: no
stimpyismyname: pleeeeeeease
stimpyismyname: i’ll make you a member
SN Chopsui: no WAY!
stimpyismyname: lol
stimpyismyname: why NOT
stimpyismyname: just causeit doesnt have map hacks
stimpyismyname: just….
stimpyismyname: sign it
SN Chopsui: no
SN Chopsui: stop
stimpyismyname: please
SN Chopsui: harrassing me!
stimpyismyname: i’m just saying please
Previous message was not received by SN Chopsui: because of error: User SN Chopsui: is not available.
stimpyismyname: ah
davepoobond: brb
stimpyismyname: mmmkay
stimpyismyname: blah blah blah
davepoobond: k
davepoobond: you said it was lol
stimpyismyname: ssst
stimpyismyname: i’m looking at 1.5 inch long remote controlled cars
stimpyismyname: how bout you
davepoobond: ……..
davepoobond was using AOL at the time.
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stimpyismyname: aol profiles are not accesable through aol instant messenger
stimpyismyname: damn
davepoobond: ahahahah
davepoobond: good
stimpyismyname: why
davepoobond: i dont want u to see my profile
stimpyismyname: ive already seen it
davepoobond: i changed it
davepoobond: mwah
stimpyismyname: woo hoo
stimpyismyname: goku’s hyperbolic time chamber (link to “www.com”)
stimpyismyname: lol
stimpyismyname: so
stimpyismyname: funny
davepoobond: dont be gay
stimpyismyname: boy howdy
stimpyismyname: kmookmokmokmokmokmokmokmkmookm
stimpyismyname: awwww
stimpyismyname: well doesnt that
stimpyismyname: just
stimpyismyname: SUCK
davepoobond: ya kinda
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davepoobond: k good
stimpyismyname: yes
stimpyismyname: get unichat
davepoobond: fuk uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: nevvvvvvaaaaaaaa
stimpyismyname: darn it
stimpyismyname: it keeps closing
stimpyismyname: whats new with squackle
davepoobond: nothin
davepoobond: doyyyyyy
stimpyismyname: nyah
Note: Stimpyismyname called davepoobond on the phone as soon as he IMed this.
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stimpyismyname: ring
stimpyismyname: ha
davepoobond: gay
stimpyismyname: no
stimpyismyname: fag
davepoobond: sure i guess
stimpyismyname: ok
davepoobond: should i bring anythin else
davepoobond: do you wanna make a soap opera movie
davepoobond: lol
stimpyismyname: soap opera movie..?
davepoobond: yeah
stimpyismyname: uhhhh
stimpyismyname: maybe
davepoobond: that’d be funny
stimpyismyname: yep
stimpyismyname: sure owuld
davepoobond: an actual movie based on a soap opera
stimpyismyname: ah
stimpyismyname: yes
stimpyismyname: ….
davepoobond: but we’ll make up ours
davepoobond: and have different costumes and junk
stimpyismyname: mm hmmm
stimpyismyname: yea
stimpyismyname: right
stimpyismyname: yes
stimpyismyname: ok
davepoobond: i’ll bring my hat
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davepoobond: all my hats
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stimpyismyname: have fun
davepoobond: all 423
stimpyismyname: bringing you hats
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stimpyismyname: o
stimpyismyname: g
stimpyismyname: dog
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davepoobond: ok thats great
stimpyismyname: yeeeeeee
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davepoobond: ha hit the scroller
stimpyismyname: eh?
davepoobond: the bar
stimpyismyname: eh?
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davepoobond: wtf are u doing
stimpyismyname: what what
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davepoobond: shut up
stimpyismyname: heh heh
stimpyismyname: your mom
davepoobond: thats not a real site
stimpyismyname: this is a link
stimpyismyname: this is a link
davepoobond: no it isnt, its just blue and underlined
davepoobond: u ass
stimpyismyname: hahahaha
stimpyismyname: click me
stimpyismyname: click me
davepoobond: nothing to click
davepoobond: oooooooooooooooooooooh
stimpyismyname: hahahhahaa
davepoobond: burnnnnnn
stimpyismyname: no
stimpyismyname: ur gay
stimpyismyname: ha
stimpyismyname: haha
stimpyismyname: hahahahahahaha
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stimpyismyname: eheheheeeeeeeeee
stimpyismyname: ewewewewewewewewe
davepoobond: are you bored
stimpyismyname: YESSSSS
stimpyismyname: HOW DID YOU GUESS
davepoobond: yer being annoying thats why
stimpyismyname: OOOOOOOOOOOHH
davepoobond: look at my info
stimpyismyname: ha
stimpyismyname: ha…
davepoobond: ya it is pretty funny
davepoobond: Economommy
stimpyismyname: idiot
stimpyismyname: hahaha
davepoobond: wut
davepoobond: i didnt do anything
stimpyismyname: u started mshearts
davepoobond: no i didnt
stimpyismyname: yeah u did
davepoobond: no i didnt
stimpyismyname: YEAH
stimpyismyname: U DID
davepoobond: NO
davepoobond: I DIDNT
stimpyismyname: i just got an invitation from you
davepoobond: and that means what to me
stimpyismyname: shut up
stimpyismyname: stoopid
this is an im but she didnt respond. i forgot to copy the chatroom that came before this.
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stimpyismyname: EAT SOME POO
stimpyismyname: EAT SOME POO
stimpyismyname: EAT SOME POO
stimpyismyname: EAT SOME POO
stimpyismyname: EAT SOME POO
stimpyismyname: EAT SOME POO
stimpyismyname: EAT SOME POO
stimpyismyname: EAT SOME POO
stimpyismyname: EAT SOME POO
stimpyismyname: EAT SOME POO
stimpyismyname: EAT SOME POO
stimpyismyname: EAT SOME POO
stimpyismyname: HEY
stimpyismyname: LISTEN TO ME
stimpyismyname: EAT SOME POO
stimpyismyname: NOW
stimpyismyname: EAT SOME POO
stimpyismyname: u probably had naka for breakfast
davepoobond: wat the hell is naka
davepoobond: if its ur mom, then yes i did
stimpyismyname: u should know
stimpyismyname: stupid bleeep
stimpyismyname: look it up
davepoobond: is it in the squackle dictionary?
stimpyismyname: yeeeeeeeeeeesss
davepoobond: u fuk
davepoobond: i didnt eat no naka
stimpyismyname: heh
davepoobond: ur mom ate my naka
stimpyismyname: heheh
stimpyismyname: no
stimpyismyname: how many mike and ikes did u get
davepoobond: 1/2 pound worth
davepoobond: pry about 200
davepoobond: i’ll check the box
stimpyismyname: did u eat em all
davepoobond: it says about 19 x 6
davepoobond: so its a little less than a hundred
davepoobond: wtf u talkin bout
stimpyismyname: 19×6
davepoobond: fine then
davepoobond: a little OVER 100
davepoobond: happy
davepoobond: but there’s less than 100 now, cuz i ATE those over 100
stimpyismyname: 19
stimpyismyname: x
stimpyismyname: 6
davepoobond: so i’m right, yer wrong
davepoobond: it says “about 6 servings”
davepoobond: so it can be 6.2434297890 servings
davepoobond: and you wouldnt knowwwwwwwwwww
stimpyismyname: u wanted to know how many were in a 1/2 lb
davepoobond: no i didnt
stimpyismyname: stupid bleep
stimpyismyname: did u go to blockbuster yet
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: an hour ago
stimpyismyname: did u get anythin
davepoobond: 1/2 pound of mike and ikes
stimpyismyname: ok…
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stimpyismyname: monkeys
stimpyismyname: ALWAYS
stimpyismyname: look\
davepoobond: do you have any stupid IMs anymore
stimpyismyname: …this one is pretty stupid
davepoobond: yeah it is, but i meant with you IMing other people
stimpyismyname: no
stimpyismyname: gimme an sn
davepoobond: just go to a chat room
stimpyismyname: nooooooo
davepoobond: and IM people in there
stimpyismyname: fine
stimpyismyname: i still have aol
stimpyismyname: until the 7
davepoobond: really
davepoobond: thats great
stimpyismyname: so i can go to chatrooms
stimpyismyname: 2th
stimpyismyname: haha
stimpyismyname: guess what
stimpyismyname: my harvest moon is *rare*
davepoobond: lol
stimpyismyname: wanna buy it
davepoobond: not especially
davepoobond: but how much
stimpyismyname: 20+
davepoobond: 20+?????
stimpyismyname: now that its rare, i can charge whatever i want
stimpyismyname: HAHAHAHAA
davepoobond: ya sure
stimpyismyname: gotta restart soon
davepoobond: ok
stimpyismyname: wanna do something
stimpyismyname: today
davepoobond: i guess so