Parody of “Casper the Friendly Ghost”
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Gasper! The smelly ghost!
the smelliest ghost you know!
what’s that stink?
did someone fart?
Nope!
Its Gasper, the smelly ghost!
the smelliest ghost you know!
He can beat Pop the Magic Dragon
In one breath, cuz popcorn
makes Gasper burp
like a furp…
Cuz he’s…
GASPER! The smelly ghost!
the smelliest ghost you know!
he floats all day
and lysol spray
can’t stop him today
cuz he’s Gasper, the smelly GHOOOOOOOOOOOOST!
Parody of “Wendy Clear,” by Blink-182
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I watch TV with my eyes closed
Is there something on that I should watch?
Sounds like Oprah
There must be a hemaphrodite stripping
I think I won’t watch
I watch TV with my eyes closed
Is there something on that I should watch?
I doubt it, must be Regis and Kathy Lee
They’re probably jumping all over the place
or maybe on Kathy Lee’s head
I think I won’t watch
Oprah, Regis and Kathy Lee, Smurfs, and Care Bears
Alvin and the Chipmunks
A stupid movie about a dog, trying to find his ass
No wonder, they all suck
They must all smoke pot
I guess I won’t watch
I watch with my eyes closed
Sung to no song. Entertain yourself and make a tune yourself.
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ohhhhhhh
this is a story about yogurt!
yyyoooo gurt
yyyooo gurt
it comes from milk that comes from a cow
not milk from a dick that comes from a man
ooooohhh
yyyoooogguurrt
yyooo gurt
yo yo yo yo gurt
it comes from milk that comes from a cow
not milk from a dick that comes from a funny little man that was caught in a bear trap in the woods
oooonnn
Maaarrsss
ooooohhhh
Iraq sucks dick and everyone knows
dat suddam sucks da yogurt that come from milk from a funny little man that was caught in a bear trap in the woods at night
oooonnn
Maaarrss
OOOHH that’s the end of this funny little song
that tells the story about yyyooogguurrtt
yyoooguurrtt
that comes from milk that comes from a cow
not milk from a dick that comes from a funny little man that was caught in a bear trap in the woods on Mars during an alien abduction!
THEEEE EEEEEEEEENNNNNNDDDDDDDD!!!!!!
