“you ain’t goin back”
– Dr. OldNBald
“you ain’t goin back”
– Dr. OldNBald
“when I was a kid I brought my wagon around to other people’s houses, and they would save their newspapers for me. When I got the newspaper I put it in a bundle…
::he shows with his hands how big it was::
…and when the junkman came, he took a hook and picked up the bundle…
::does a hand motion of a hook grabbing a newspaper bundle that isn’t there::
…and the newspaper went up and down…
::he has his right arm in the air as the hook and his left arm as the newspaper, flat handed, going up and down, showing how the newspaper went up and down::
…and the counter read the weight as it went up and down, showing the weight”
– Dr. OldNBald
“the sign is the one I want you to get really familiar with”
– Dr. OldNBald
“Jennifer, pick an angle!”
– Dr. OldNBald
“yeah….but WHY?”
– Dr. OldNBald
“Algebra is fun!”
– Dr. OldNBald
“you have to be given two sides and an angle or….”
::a loud beep comes out of nowhere::
– Dr. OldNBald
“you have to be given three things”
– Dr. OldNBald
“fresh brand spankin’ new”
– Dr. OldNBald
“say it again, in English, just so that I can understand you”
– Dr. OldNBald
“ok, Jessica…you’re on the grittle”
– Dr. OldNBald
“blunked out stares”
– Dr. OldNBald
::talking about how someone used all the Scotch tape to cover a tape dispenser with enough tape to make it useless::
“its the Scotch tape machine…someone used all the Scotch tape to do that…”
– Dr. OldNBald
“some of them are really really fast”
– Dr. OldNBald
::disgusted look::
“baloney!”
– Dr. OldNBald